Katie Mapleleaf

Getting through life one iced coffee at a time

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

creature of habit

[Katie Mapleleaf @Kmmapes]

I love introducing my boyfriend to food from my culture (boxed Mac and cheese with a can of tuna mixed in)

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

“don’t burn the candle at both ends”

*me, figuring out a way to burn a third end*

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

I love that orcas are attacking yachts. I wish other wild animals would go after other things I don’t like.

Like a bunch of raccoons just tearing apart this one store’s self checkout.

[Katie Mapleleaf @Kmmapes]

The best part of dating someone is being able to make them drive so you can do your makeup in the car

[Julie Marchiano @juliemarchiano]

Things are not “Gucci” my man, things are Mossimo for Target at best

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Katie Mapleleaf @Kmmapes]

Didn’t drink any caffeine today, which resulted in me sleeping ~ 19 of the past 24 hours. I may have a problem.

[^_^ @misandrism]

Hey man sorry if i laughed or smiled or anything weird like that last night. I was just so happy, and love you so much

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Somewhere a Sagittarius is thinking of getting on a plane & not telling anyone

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Jazz ⧗ All Along @DerpSwan]

The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn

[Kyle @ko_oneill]

England 1640s:

"The King is a foppish authoritarian idiot of dubious loyalty. Let's get rid of him!"

"But then who will rule over us, happy & glorious? 😨"

"I mean, there's this guy. He's a sort of cross between a monster in a children's story & a Christian Osama Bin Laden"

[Timothy A. Balch @RefManTim]

“important point: the majority of gun deaths in the USA are not homicides, but suicides. This is significant b/c about half of all suicides are essentially impulsive, & the availability of a gun plays an enormous role in the extent to which such impulsive acts result in death.”