Kyle Srygley

it's probably a joke || in favor of nouns || passive cerno enjoyer

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@SaffronOlive 2 mana and you dont have to spend the entire game saying "do you pay the 2"

Already significantly better than Smothering Tithe. Play experience matters.

(The fact that it can self-trigger is a bonus)

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@nestapendragon This card will probably be a staple in Commander

Harder to remove, can draw a card and gain a treasure, be political, and 2 cost is a low investment

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@AuronMacintyre If you said "a majority of child rapists in Africa are black," they'd all of a sudden understand per capita

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@LemorasCards People are dogging on you, but you're absolutely right

A cleaner mirror would be

"Upkeep, reveal, opp gains life equal to cmc" though this is significantly more powerful

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@Belladina_GP Its so obvious too.

Partner with Green Instants and Sorceries.

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@wildstwawberry Magic sets = Bangers

UB = Is what it is

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@jupiterbrandos I think this number is probably true.

Consider how many casual players love seeing their favorite IPs in the game.

Enfranchised players probably are a minority in the game at this point.

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@Dork4Short So token strategies cant draw their entire library in one go

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@MTGO_Economics @wizards_magic Yeah they really dont care about putting together a cohesive story.

But also Commander players dont care either

If WotC really wanted, they should have companion comics and trailers like the WAR trailer (which was the best content they've made).

But they hate their IP

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@TheNerdySteve There was no reason Speed shouldn't have triggered on your opponent's turn

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@aether_boye @amazingatheist The fact you cant distinguish between 3 and your 4 is telling

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@dannycantalk Incorrect. God is the moral good.

Morality does not come from God, nor God from Morality.

They are one and the same.

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@japan_nobunaga Its a size comparison.

America is so massive that driving time is a better metric to determine distance.

Dallas, Texas is 400 miles from my home city.

Dallas is 6 hours traveling from my home city.

Smaller numbers are usually always easier to communicate.

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@AtheistTakes "Without white people, who would advance society?"

Crazy take

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@Seraphinaf5 71

A man enters with 100 people

Now 101 people in the room

40 leave, so now 61

10 enter, now 71

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@LizzyStarrrdust Actually, let me explain:

Women chase the guy on the right for fun.

Women online are looking at both and thinking "long term relationship"

Obviously guys are going to base their opinion on the first sentence because flings happen way more often than long term relationships.

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@RobertLauncher5 @PixelBibleBytes Noah came before Egypt

The flood story was passed down from the days of Noah and became myth

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@house_of_trad It actually depends on the mom

If she's biblical, she'll give you advice for the betterment of the marriage.

If she's worldly, she'll only validate the daughter and cause strife in the marriage

[Kyle Srygley @KneelBeforeKyle]

@RealDianeYap Theres actually a different factor in play.

Men aren't looking to "help"

They're actually looking for the task(s) that will remove the largest stressor(s) on their s.o.

If men start on tasks that women dont prioritize or care about, that just creates another argument chain