Knight on a bike

Knight Bikeson, the Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Corpse Parts. | 80% of my tweets are jokes.

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

Do I look like I know what an NFT is?
All I want is to steal your god damn meme.

[Leah Loef 🦴✨ @ AnimeExpo!! @Loefars]

i can't believe no one has done this yet

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@VioletGanache42

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@DamageMaximo @BurnoutsByFalco @ShitpostGate AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@AwfulApples MatPat:
• Livestream title is a clickbait to ride off Undertale
• Chose to omit the link to the game
• Defended not linking the game by saying "we never do it, so what"
• Gave a half-assed apology

Toby Fox:
• Calls MatPat out on his bs

You: What Toby did was unnecessary.

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@AwfulApples Not sure how you completely misunderstood that, but Toby didn't dog on him for no reason. It was because MatPat was trying to defend clickbaiting using Undertale & not linking the game, which lost Heartbound a lot of potential traction. Playing indie games but not supporting them

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@annoyingozzie @RinRinYikes Bio-mechanical conduit

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

woke

[cbag | cory @CBag28_]

i think the hate for this game goes to show people dont actually want indie games to succeed, because as soon as its popular people hate on it

(people are already starting in on pizza tower)

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@ZoidCTF The original tweet: "Hi, I'm the one who made this design. I don't like how this detail wrong. I hope it gets fixed."

Twitter QRTs: "THEY CHANGED MY FUCKING DOOR! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THEY RUINED THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME! I HATE YOU NINTENDO! I HATE YOU! BOYCOTT THIS GAME!!!! 🤬🤬"

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

Hogwarts Legacy reviews be like:
IGN: This game sucks. 9/10
Kotaku: *Blatant HP fan* 10/10
Wired: We know you don't read game reviews bc they're reviews, you read them to validate your opinion. So instead, let's discuss the political drama surrounding HGL. This game's a 1/10 btw

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@fallior @RithDerg @LaurakBuzz This but unironically

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@vhristofer I got 1:26:25. How long did it take y'all?

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

The DC books mentioned are "The Books of Magic" written by Neil Gaiman btw.

It's about a British boy without a mom being thrust into the world of magic and being prophesized to being the legendary hero that saves said realm of magic.

This released 7 years before Harry Potter.

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

The entire argument of no ethical consumption under capitalism is such a stupid fucking argument in the context of Harry Potter

Down the supply line, there's going to be some level of unethical behavior. So either you avoid the entirety of society...or just don't support a bigot

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

Getting a phone? Everyone needs one.
Shopping at Walmart? The economy's fucked, but it's cheap.
Hogwarts Legacy? Giving 60 bucks to someone who literally ripped off the entire concept from DC & filled it with racist, transphobic rhetoric, or give $60 to the Trevor Project?

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

Inb4 I get the people that think I'm bashing others for supporting the game. I'm only bashing the people who use this pathetic argument to defend buying it.

If you wanna support the game, good for you, just leave me out of it.

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@VinnyVinesauce Chronically online gamer

[Knight on a bike @KnightBikeson]

@Cothy85314103 Anything after Sonic 3 (& debatably Knuckles) is complete and utter rubbish. Not worth your fucking time...according to Sontwit.

Also debatably includes Mania and Frontiers.