TheRealSimShady

I’m standing

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

A lot of times in life I wish I had an undo button I could press to avoid most things, but I want to get in the habit of, is pressing the “re-do” button. Being able to do something over again in a different way than I did before, and redoing it different or better than the last.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Baby hippos ROCK https://t.co/8HFD5Ms0GF

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

If you didn’t vote. You don’t get an opinion on the election

[NIGHTLY @Nightly]

‘older’ out wednesday (tmrw at midnight)

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya Rest in power @TheFollowingFOX 😔✊🏼

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Any one who says pence didn’t win is lying

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Pence just completely destroyed Harris on court-packing as she laughed awkwardly.

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

Imagine your cards declines at the tattoo parlor and they skin you alive

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

Just bought 50 2% milks so I can make 100% milk

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya Aaaaactually😂

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@myapapayaya

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@Pocahontas8080 @bwaymike 😂😂😂 TRUEEEE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who wears short shorts? 🤣🤣

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

@_blake_hunter @Outback this is amazing

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Waiter: “More shrimp, sir?”

Man: “No thanks, I’m full!”

Waiter: “I think you misunderstood. This an all-you-CAN-eat, not an all-you-FEEL-LIKE-eating.”

Man:

Waiter (to coworker): “Get the funnel.”

[TheRealSimShady @KnightSimeon]

#the1975

[Coup De Main @coupdemain]

there's something about her stare makes you nervous and you say things that you don't mean.