Big Mouse

he/him

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The counting isn't over, but in Colorado's Republican gubernatorial primary, Victor Marx looks to be the favorite. He has over 3 million followers across various platforms online.

He's also insane. Here are some of his claims:

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

google ai overview said i should chop my hand off with a machete because im a homo

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so funny that vote blue no matter who seems to rapidly disintegrate as soon as that “who” is a socialist

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Robert Francis @rbfrncs]

happy mothers day to all the hard-working mommas out there

[lefts @bomblefts]

When the party’s getting aired out but you’re low kirkenuinely hungry af

[gnatmaster @_natastrophe_]

Songbirds are bourgeois. Waterfowl are petit bourgeois. Raptors are historically progressive liberal imperialists. Gulls and shorebirds are global finance capital. Ratites are lumpenprole. Penguins are the proletariat

[anne @atsuover]

unmedicated ADHD or lazy useless piece of shit call it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.

[The Birdist @TheBirdist]

ONLY ONE TRUE SORA REMAINS

[Big Mouse @Knightpop]

@MeltedPolar Don't do this to yourself

[Big Mouse @Knightpop]

@TM9380 She also did a skit where she used the release of the Epstein files as a way to promote her OF... kinda distasteful imo

[🏳️‍🌈RyeToast💛🤍💜🖤 @RyeToastYT]

The entire modern right wing was essentially crafted by a ring of pedophile billionaires to create a group of people who are willing to believe they should be in power.

I'm not debating right wingers anymore. Epstein created your belief system.

Can't make this shit up

[Big Mouse @Knightpop]

@yuvernaut Go to grad school, delay the inevitable

[Big Mouse @Knightpop]

@aadityad9 We always use gloves for the Barred Owls, but I guess we are cowards lol

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

In America, they only mourn your death if you are a podcaster with the shittiest morality possible

[Jess Harvell @cheaptrickrules]

the "this isn't fun anymore" reactions to the epstein stuff really highlight how much people have damaged their brains with true crime bullshit, the victims of abusers and murderers just become total abstractions while listening to some dork reciting a wikipedia entry