Mr Knight™

[Brendan May @bmay]

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

I can’t put into words how much I loathe just the sight of Boris Johnson. I despise his every atom. The mere fact that I have to share a small island with that decaying sack of matted blond hair and offal makes me feel ill. He is a cancerous skid mark on this nation’s fabric.

[Mr Knight™ @Knightytweet]

@RobertJenrick You are an absolute moron. You had 14 years to deliver this ‘simple solution’

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

The criminal justice system has been on its knees for years because Robert and his colleagues voted to defund the police, CPS, courts, probation, prisons and legal aid, causing record court backlogs and overflowing prisons.

Yet apparently the solution is “simple”.

Who knew?

[Carl Hendrick @C_Hendrick]

Liverpool's Spellow Lane library torched last night. What could be more 'patriotic' than destroying a centre which serves the local community?

[Mr Knight™ @Knightytweet]

@tim_brannigan @pikester189

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

So anyway Kemi said Suella was, like, losing it, and Suella said Kemi was like, the worst for badmouthing her, right, and Kemi's mates were all nodding, and then EVERYONE was oooh, get her. And yeah, so it was all a bit extra. Cos really NOBODY BLOODY CARES.

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

OMG 😱

Farage’s party came second in 120 constituencies

They got 12.6% of the votes - 3rd highest vote share

They got 2 MPs

While the winning party only got 36.9%

Oh no, wait a sec - that was UKIP in 2015!

#GeneralElection2024

1/5

[Mr Knight™ @Knightytweet]

@C4Ciaran @Channel4News Immediately! I started saying the speech in my head.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The Tories gave Michelle Mone £203m for useless PPE. She bought a yacht. Vote tactically. https://t.co/ae2i5YnpN0

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Rich @RichdelaRiv]

The upside to England staying in is the fans won’t be home by Thursday to vote Tory or Reform

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Don't forget any of it 😡😡

Vote tactically to drive the Tory party to the desolation they deserve

I’ve spent today looking at evidence in the VIP PPE Lane
My fury only grows 😡
How dare they even try to excuse such corruption?

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

NEWS
PPE being burned/landfill yesterday

Footage from one PPE mountain
All new
All unusable
All paid for with our taxes including to Tory cronies through the VIP LANE

Inc Michelle Mone = £122m unusable PPE

Cost to us:
ONE BILLION POUNDS just to store and dispose of

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

If you’re a criminal, police aren’t resourced to arrest most of you

If you’re unlucky to be charged, courts take several years to deal with you

If you’re convicted, prisons are told to release many of you because they’re full

If you’re a Tory criminal, they give you an honour

[Mr Knight™ @Knightytweet]

Of course he did, shit sport

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Max Verstappen WINS in Jeddah 🇸🇦🏆

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

They are bragging about a plan that will reduce the amount of workers in a crisis-hit sector that cares for the elderly and vulnerable where there are already 150,000 vacancies

An absolute shambles of a government

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Just a reminder that, as Chancellor Rishi Sunak cut taxes on Champagne on the same day he cut funding to rebuild schools.

[🐺🔶Andy Weaver (R) 🔶🐺 @troutbeckwolf]

Once a cheat always a cheat … watch the ball 👀 #BRENFO