KnoMore

Mystic Ridiculist • Chubby Putz • About as average as G.I. Joe

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We are all but a rememberence away from timeless liberation.

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@NotifyLA @LAPDHollywood

There is what appears to be a dead homeless man (unresponsive, unmoving) lying in the doorway of:

1929 Tamarind Ave, Los Angeles CA 90068

Please go there, and remove the body.

Thank you.

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And there should be an option for random executions!

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@lorakolodny I'm curious...

Did scumbag Dara Khosrowshahi mention, among recent #Uber scandals, that he slashed driver pay by 25%, to just $0.60/mile, or that, with AAA's average cost per mile now at $0.608/mile, drivers are literally losing money by driving?

Look it up.

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Hey @AskeBay

I just got an iPhone 7 that was advertised on your site as unlocked, but it's definitely locked, and so, useless.

What is my best recourse?

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Because you suck so profoundly, I now have to write anything of consequence in Google docs, before copy/pasting it into DMs, for fear of your trash-ass UX dumping the message because... RIGHT, FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSISTENTLY FAILING US! I HATE YOU!

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God damn you to hell @Twitter @TwitterSupport

I fuck you hate you and your fucking bullshit of not storing messages what I accidentally back out of the DM screen.

IT'S BASIC FUNCTIONALITY! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! STOP MURDERING MY WRITING AND WASTING MY TIME!

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@duolingo

How the @#$& do you idiots have Klingon and High Valyrian, but you don't have Thai?!?

What the @#$& is wrong with you?!?

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@mkraju @BittrScrptReadr If this were a committee movie, he'd already be dealt with.

[Planet Victory @Planet_Victory]

@SamSeder @majorityfm

Crowdfunding an app to save the world.
https://t.co/ll9YeokbMA

Pass it on.
#ReTweet

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#TrumpResign

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@LeCinephiles Fucking moron.

Avi Arad is the Donald Trump of @Sony

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Hey @Uber_Support

Why the hell am I sitting in an #Uber pool with FOUR bloody passengers?!?

Stop DOING that!

Your RUINING the experience.

3 seatsn = 3 passengers MAX!

Or we're done.

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Hey @Yelp 🚩

Stop trying to FORCE me to download your app.

All I want to do is use @googlechrome mobile.

Focus on providing more value instead using such heavy hands to drive traffic. Even if it yields SOME conversions, it turns the rest of us off, sour-faced to say your name.

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@TheDweck 😂 ow

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@realDonaldTrump

Hi Mr. T,

You're stressed. It's ok.

All you have to do is:

• Realize that "fake it 'til you make it" isn't a guaranteed plan and should only be used as a last resort

• Remember that for next time

• Accept that things went South & withdraw yourself

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@nachosarah @UberFacts Pour one out for Jackhammer Jesus.
https://t.co/u2nviybIBl

[RepresentUs @representus]

Special interests are threatened by the historic slate of anti-corruption measures on the ballot across the country today. It's time to put power back where it belongs—in the hands of the people. https://t.co/VPteDtHBfO

#Vote to #UnrigTheSystem this #ElectionDay !

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@nbcthegoodplace

🤔... DAMN Chidi

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#IronFistSeason2

Danny Rand is still 🙄. At times even fatally 🤬-made.

But at least it feels like it's on purpose this time? 😕

And that makes it better somehow? 😧

That makes it better somehow. 😐

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@PlanUSA

Your website is broken.

I've reset my password twice now and everytime I sign in it just gives back to the sign-in page. Your feelings are about to cost me thousands of dollars in business, and I will be seeking damages.