Knockham Dursley

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@dstiddypop43 Dr. Mario

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@JohnFugelsang They say this guy Sang is a bad mother... "shut your mouth!" I'm talkin about Sang. Can you dig it?

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Just tried to tune in to watch the #AllStarGame, but it's just two players talking in the dugout while a ball game happens in the background.

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Idk what will come of the @January6thCmte findings but @GhostPanther will get an Oscar out of it.

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@theebillytee @NBCSGiants @Buster_ESPN If he would only change his profile pic to an American flag.

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@NBCSAuthentic A Moral Outrage Flowchart
Discuss Change After a Tragedy -> Too soon, time to heal. Give a Political Opinion -> Stick to sports, Sportsguy. Peaceful Demonstration -> Total disrespect, canceled. Don't Participate at All -> Please move to China.

[Knockham Dursley @KnockhamD]

1. Hospital Workers apply/get a new job with better wages 2. Old Hospital sues to prevent new employees from leaving the hospital 3. Judge grants the injunction.
ThedaCare Seven - ExEmployee Support Fund https://t.co/vxcEP0xgim

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If you look up the word "servicing" on google it will give you this example:
(of a male animal) mate with (a female animal).
"one dog could presumably service several bitches in a day"

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Yesterday I ordered a sandwich from the Vietnamese takeaway. I asked if anyone wanted half and everyone declined. I replied "I guess I'll eat it Banh Mi self" nobody even groaned and it has been bugging me ever since.

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@JohnFugelsang When did they turn on the Large Hadron Collider?

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@pandaeraser Best Salad: Cobb. Worst Salad: Waldorf

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@pandaeraser Me too ✋

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@SethAbramson BURAI FIGHTER is my white whale https://t.co/Qgxj8B4dut

Enjoyable game, incredibly difficult. Never beat it.

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I can't believe it's #NLDS2021and we still have to watch Atlanta Baseball fans 'cheer' their team on with an unabashed racist gesture.

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@TweetThisBabe A barely home run and an infield hit? It looked like Eovaldi could have gone CG

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@FC_Willow_Glen @GavinNewsom Is this a big problem in your town? Strangers showing up to middle schools, kidnapping pregnant 13-year-olds and taking them to medical appointments? Do you think they would do cupcakes for a PTA meeting as well or is that not a provided service?

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@MSNBC They can't even enforce the laws already on the books that prevent abuses of power. I doubt that new laws would do anything to protect us from another bad-faith actor.

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@joe_scuba @PamKeithFL Your problem... "I have (me) lost faith in the Democratic Party (them)." Solution: If you don't like the direction the Democratic party is going (especially the local party) then follow that list! Influence the DNC. Your voice matters.

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@RepJayapal I get why you continue to sponsor legislation, but I fail to see how anyone can get excited about it, knowing nothing will happen with the Senate. TBH all I really want to hear about are efforts to remove 1. The Sedition Caucus, 2. patriarchal tradions that undermine democracy

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@sunstroke_house @ThatEricAlper "I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!"