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i play with my hair too much. she/her

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Oh, hello, suicidal ideations. You’re early. December isn’t for a couple more days. Hmm…..has Christmas come early?! Anyhoo, I wanna die and life shows no signs of getting better. Lucky someone (not me)!

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@gozenoti won’t recognize my legal name. I’ve contacted support and have gotten nowhere 😠

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I used to wear headbands a lot as a kid, and I am having a bit of a headband revival. I like wearing dangly earrings with them. Gives me a, “cool aunt who knows how to get the best weed,” vibe

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My friend and I got pink pedis in honor of the #BarbieMovie no pics tho cos I’m not giving you my feet for free 💅🏻

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I like it when I do something differently than everyone else, and then they all copy me. Makes me feel like I’m passing as a regular human 😅

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🎵a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour🎶 #Titanic #Titan #Submersible

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We freed Willie, and now he will free us #TeamOrca

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✨ocular migraine✨

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I only know 2 things for 100% sure:

1. I exist only to suffer
2. Everyone and everything I have ever loved will break my heart and leave me

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A powerful spell to bring comfort involves a pig, cow, and chicken. We’re talking about bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches, folks

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Twitter is where I come to be emo

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I’m just a feral little goblin

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Chest still hurts, but I’m getting shit done, so it’s probably just anxiety and not a heart attack

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My chest hurts and it makes me wanna puke

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@FedExHelp Apparently no one can. I’m on my fourth department transfer and no one is able to accept or deny the payment I already made 3 weeks ago. But everyone has sure been willing to ask me to pay more, nevermind that @FedEx keeps trying to steal from me

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@FedEx please either accept my payment or deny it so I can resend it. And stop trying to take additional money from my @Venmo account. I’ve sent you a whole $1.02 more than you’re requested. Just take it so I can move in from this. So scammy 😒

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The wild folks are out today 🥴 customers acting rough af

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It’s been a splendid day ✨

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Top-tier princess day 👸🏻

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I’m sick and I need help. This is when it sucks having a significant other who’s gone all the time…and I have to tweet about it cos I don’t know who to talk to irl cos I suck at friendship 😭