Maggie Knoedelseder

Dancing through life, awkwardly.

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

I would be way more hydrated if I filled my water bottle up as often as I fill my wine glass...

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

If everyone dances to Ed Sheeran at their wedding, what song will @edsheeran dance to at his own wedding?...🤔

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

@CAMMIEMilleTea I’ll soon get to live my dream of being The Girl On Fire...

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

@gtripp @DarianBengston @ceciliatripp15 It's quite true. We throw great shindigs

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@NW_UPD Oh goodness Hahahaha

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

Thinking back when I use to be able to relate to a TSwift song. And now I'm asking myself, who the fuck sits in a tub full of diamonds?...

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

Nothing in my apartment is a doughnut and I'm furious

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@ALBaylard once tried to memorize an entire page of The Outsiders for an audition cuz that's what he thought a monologue was... #special

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I think people mostly get excited about the Live Musicals on TV just so they can post old photos of themselves in that same production

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@carlyahayes holy shit, I never realized that was him! 🙊

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

@courtneybollig I crutched my way on bid day and then was carried...

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

Do you ever wish you'd get amnesia just so you can experience Stranger Things all over again?...

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

@courtneybollig mini taco day was my favorite 🙌🏽🌮

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

Sometimes when I'm bored I just jiggle my butt and I feel better about life... #thisisreal #thisisme

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Well done Netflix. #StrangerThings

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

My outfit is just slightly off, which for me is very fitting. But like also it's slightly falling off so really it's not really fitting...

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@JakobBill your stalker

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

I made it on @CasssFrasss website Friends page, but not on @JakobBill ... My prediction came true...He has forgotten about me #knewit

[Maggie Knoedelseder @KnoodleMaker]

I checked my deodorant for its nutritional facts... #monday