Knott Reel LLP

Canada's cutest defunct satirical law firm.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Following in the footsteps of giants like Heenan Blaikie and Bad Legal LLP, the partners of Knott Reel have voted to dissolve the firm, effective immediately.

This Twitter account is now inactive. It will be left up to scare prospective law students away from the profession.

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And maybe our esteemed Chief Justice even anonymously won a Clawbie, before deciding to quit while he was ahead…

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Our former managing partner says that you can direct your $50 donation to https://t.co/16H0K8wxDY.

[Kyla Lee @IRPlawyer]

$50 says a Law Society got them.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

We’re bringing a class action on behalf of municipal politicians for negligence resulting in their collective lack of spines.

(We’ll let you all know when we figure out who the defendants are and how we can ground this claim in law.)

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

For greater accuracy, we will now refer to our Pro Bono services as Amateur Bono services.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Never have truer words been spoken.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

The rule of law is cheugy.

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Ontario’s finest:

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Review of @SchulichLaw: One of the premier law schools in Ontario. These fine students also place well across Atlantic Canada, with some graduates working in our Halifax office.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Hey! What do you have against lawyers from Dalhousie?

[⚖️ 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕃𝕒𝕨 and other things ⚖️ @JoshNisker]

Agreed! And to this I would add that it is always a pleasure dealing with lawyers from Western, Queens, Windsor, Osgoode, Ottawa, and Lakehead!

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Our firm proposes the following options if the @Olympics are serious about anti-sex sleeping arrangements.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Competitors arriving at the Tokyo Olympics discovered that their beds were made of cardboard, leading some to speculate they were designed to discourage “intimacy among athletes.” But the beds are sturdier than they look.
https://t.co/1ok6uLuthZ

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@JoshNisker 🤝

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Articling student, associate, partner, and counsel.

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We may not be able to generalize the Canadian legal education experience from the U of T, but we sure can review every common law school in the country - and we did.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Knott Reel's Student Program presents: Canadian Common Law Schools - A Review.

Our review thread moves from the west to the east.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Our firm would like to congratulate the @JCCFCanada and its staff on making their way into the next edition of every legal ethics textbook in the country.

[Barbara Kay @BarbaraRKay]

NEWS RELEASE: Statement from the Board of Directors of the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, of which I am a member: https://t.co/riWbS4nud1

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

This is your reminder that we are the biggest-Big-Law-law firm with a Clawbie.

Govern yourself accordingly.

P.S. Suck it, Bay Street.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Dean, we are confident that arrogant law students are an interprovincial concern.

[Ian Holloway @LawProfHolloway]

@madsstewartTO I’m not sure you can generalize the Canadian legal education experience from the U of T.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Now we know where the money that should have been spent proofreading last week’s job posting in Ontario Reports went:

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

You know you have screwed up when even the @CDNConstFound is cringing

[Peggy @peggylam_]

After a case management meeting, it's been revealed that it was John Carpay who hired the private investigator. He's a lawyer with the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, representing the seven churches in this case.

[Knott Reel LLP @KnottReelLLP]

Shit could be worse. You could be on #medtwitter.