Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader

Providing #UMass Fans a Quantitative Understanding Of Aggression, Game Strategy, and 4th Down Decision Making

#Flagship #UMass #MAC

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Welcome my fellow UMass football fans! I've noticed a lot of you are interacting with my page.

I like football and know a lot about it so I tend to speak my mind 😅

If you like my content/taeks, follow along! If you don't... I still look forward to chatting with you?...

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Okay respectfully, if you're going to keep saying this, you have no choice but to win at least five games this year

[MinutemanCommand @UMassCommand]

.@DBP_Football Dan Sabella on UMass:
“The guys who know football & know Coach Joe, they know that no one’s judging anything from 1 year. There’s a plan in place.

“There’s a trajectory that we believe is going to happen. And it’s going to be a lot of fun to be a part of that.”

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

$250 for the Ass vs Sac game seems like a bargain to me

[JW @jwellz8]

Who the hell is paying $250 in US Currency to watch UMass @ Sacramento State

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@sports_fan26 Always

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

The ego in this room is alarming

Grade for Self-awareness: D-

[The Real RBarry @TheRealRBarry]

Pop Watson with an important message for fans here at today’s spring game

“We gon fuck the MAC”

Put that on a t-shirt…..

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Me, every time I hear Harasymiak say literally anything:

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

*Sigh*

One of these days we will have state sponsored media actually be critical about the donuts running our athletic program...

[91.1 FM WMUA Sports @WMUAsports]

What marks an improvement for this UMass Football team?

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@lifeofschneids @FightMass And then bring up in the following press conference that the move was graded correctly

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Lmao, here's an actual list of breakout players:

Trey Hedden, NMSU
Nick Herman, JMU
Braden Pegan, Utah
Netinho Olivieri, NW
Ryan Berger, WF
Josh Williams, App State
Kristian Ingman, ASU
Osiris Gilbert, UConn

[On3 @On3]

NEW: College Football Players with Breakout Potential in 2026⭐️

(via @AriWasserman)

https://t.co/9XDaxvPT5V

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Fellas, how we doin?

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

If you believe were "built to win now" then yeah sure ig lol

[ZooMass @ZooMass]

The future is bright for UMass athletics

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

They spent $100k on the equivalent of a 3rd string QB meanwhile the actually decent one (from Yale) was just a scholarship guy.

I'm almost certain they threw $2m on that roster.

Also #JasonBermantIsASnake

[matt engdahl @mattengdahl]

@KnowItAllHack According to Bamford they had 2 million last year and 3 million this year i believe but who knows if he is actually telling the truth

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Records:

Kenn State (2-10)
FAU (3-9)
Marshall (10-3, relevant players transferred to So Miss)

Average Revenue Sharing allotment for these teams
~$1.25m-1.75m based on estimations

They're literally operating from the same place that UMass pointlessly puts itself in

[Todd Healy @todd_healy]

@KnowItAllHack @mattengdahl What did they start with and how money did they have?

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Brother, he was hired Dec 4th

Jerry Mack, Zach Kittley, and Tony Gibson were hired within a week of the Harasymiak hire and they all built competent rosters.

How are we still giving this man *any* grace in regards to last year's results

[W. M. @Minuteman04]

@KnowItAllHack To be fair, last year was his first and he got a very late start in recruiting and a coaching staff that had little time to gel. The major loss I'm excited about is Bajakian.

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@mostly_david @lifeofschneids No this applied to roster construction for 2026 rosters. I wanted to see where people were coming from

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Coach so full of himself he forgot he recruited most of em lmao

[MinutemanCommand @UMassCommand]

UMass HC Joe Harasymiak spoke to reporters following the first practice of the spring Tuesday.

“Not counting graduation, I think we had 68 guys leave this program. Six of them play FBS football. Six.”

The rest play FCS, DII, DIII or don't play anymore.
https://t.co/sU0Z2dPOr3

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@My_SportsBurner The W&M and St Francis kids have some motion, but they're undersized and likely OLB builds.

The bulk of the regularly rotating DL that actually make up the identity of your defense is still dogshit

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Harasymiak Presser🎙️

"The places that we invested are QB, OL, and DL"

Uhhh brother what?.... Your trenches are the worst in FBS lmao

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@ol_trevmeister Very few instances where he's visibly present for something, but article after article gets published and action after action happens and all we see is a guy who keeps making excuses for missteps he keeps making

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

Does Ryan Bamford not get exhausted making excuses for consistently sucking at what he does?

Like if I kept struggling and making excuses about it, I'd be mentally defeated lol

[Joe Harasymiak's "Professional" Grader @KnowItAllHack]

@ol_trevmeister I get the point ur making, but also:
- Senior day cancellation and apology
- No Southwick Jug bc "Mutually beneficial sponsor"
- On Minuteman Command, he wants us to "forget the last 10 years, bc we didn't handle that correctly"
- Hires Thorr bc office is too far from McGuirk