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[hans🍌 @KnudsonHannah]

Nobody:

People meeting me for the first time: so like does your family own Knudsen Chevrolet?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adulthood is wild because my to-do list will be like
1. buy toothpaste
2. figure out how to write a will

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i will restart the entire song if u talk over my favorite part

[mada$y 💞 @madasyyyy]

I smell weed in the air & I start looking around like I’m lost or something LMFAOOO

[JEANIE @jeaniesounds]

me: i have errands to run

the errands:

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

I want to spend the rest of my life focusing on what matters. And to stop allowing myself to be distracted by nonsense.

[dracula✩ @arimunozzz]

I would pay Dutch Bro’s employees extra to not make small talk with me

[anthony @hazymyth]

oh youre a stoner? name every stone

[. @layarising]

Literally fuck anyone else’s opinion.

Is your inner child proud of you?

[moon @dudeitsnotok]

saying “i don't care” and then start crying 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is never too late. to go back to bed

[✰ liss @lissdfwu]

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

I miss The Strokes

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

If u know how to French braid, u know the number one rule: never tell a group of girls u know how to French braid

[he’s a grown man baybee @damexdash]

Are u normal or do U practice your british accent unprovoked