Kobbejaeger

Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes.
Undertakers dig me.

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@sammorril Don't forget about Belgium on your European tour, Sam! Granted, we're small, right wing bastards and we kinda suck, but the beers are plenty and the women are loose. Am I selling it? Anyway, I would love to see you perform. Big fan! Let's say September 26th? 👊

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Vijf uur commentaar van @Vannieuwkerke & @josedecauwer, heerlijke sudder-tv #RVV24 #RVV

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'Yolo' - Ex-Hindu.

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Some fortune tellers use tea leaves, but I prefer the hairs I collect from the shower drain. I see male pattern baldness in my future.

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I'm probably ignorant, but what do I know.

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I'm getting too old to die young.

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I'd kill to be more philanthropic.

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@marknorm @JoeListComedy I fucking love the podcast, spreading the word here in Belgium. Any chance of an overseas tour after the ol' pandem? #tuesgay #tuesdayswithstories

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If there's any struggling fax machine manufacturers out there who are looking for an invigorating campaign slogan, I'm happy to suggest 'Stick to the fax'.

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I come from a long line of very patient people.

[𝕁𝕦𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕦𝕤 @juhroendus]

Gaat iets niet helemaal goed in #paris bij de #NotreDame geloof ik.

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@radio1 Beetje westvlaamse hiphop? MC Deevie & De Kappiting "Stikk'n en brokk'n" Grooovyy! #dezomervan https://t.co/hyiRnfmA4k

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Orthodontic issues? Get your prioriteeth straight.

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Afghaanse First Lady op bezoek in Ieper. Inspirerend bezoek. https://t.co/BRAzbtzbJ1

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Vredesprijs #Ieper 2017 gaat naar de Syrische White Helmets. Grenzeloos respect!

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@stubru #draaitdoor #stubru The meat puppets!!

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@stubru @lindemerckpoel Royalty Blood

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@stubru Amy Beerhouse

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@stubru Brouwzark Henry

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@stubru The beer 52's