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Fisherman(hooker), Hunter, Traveler, eye patch model, papercut survivor, Sports Fan & Just kinda hangin in there.

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Every dad should be so lucky to see their children outperform their wildest dreams. Love you Dad.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

When I started kicking footballs my junior year.. my old man and I used to search for open football fields and try to “figure it out”.. We’d spend hours and hours. I’d boot the couple balls we had.. He’d throw ‘em back.. Here we are.. Fathers Day 2019, doing the same damn thing..

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Just a beast at all things

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

A lot of chatter about athletes chugging beers today.

I had to retire the chug a few years back but it made an appearance IMMEDIATELY after making that draft pick a couple weeks ago.

Shoutout Shane Lechler, Scobee, and TJ Yates.

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@paytreese Gorgeous!

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@toddmccomas @VivalaZito That's how the ad reads have been going

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I entered to win $75K toward a new home from @veteransunited & @realtordotcom! No purchase necessary. Ends 5/31/2019. Enter today and see Official Rules: https://t.co/Sm9wNMOHnO

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Just started using Lolli 🍭 to earn bitcoin when I shop online. It’s awesome & I think you should check it out! Use my link & we’ll both earn $5 in bitcoin: https://t.co/zVPq63Gv87 via @trylolli

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Let's go!

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

Not sure there's a punter out there with a better highlight reel. Happy Birthday @PatMcAfeeShow!

#ForTheBrand

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Yup

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I assume I’m in the minority here but.. I hope Jeopardy James wins forever.

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Ran across this on the internet at work, immediately thought well @PatMcAfeeShow is gonna love this

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@DaytonFreight your delivery driver in Elmore, OH this morning was in a terrible mood, short and abrasive on the phone to me, acted like we completely inconvenienced him by having something delivered, my wife had to ignore him because the way he was acting and speaking. Unreal!

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Just want to give a quick shout-out to #UCF Basketball, it was a heartbreaker for sure, but they played their hearts out. What more could you ask for? Best game of the Tournament! Congratulations on a great season.

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@bookingcom also loved the 38 minutes on hold trying to fix the issue but never getting through to a person. Sure could of waited longer but finding a place to for my children to SLEEP at night took priority. Again....thank you so much for a lovely evening.

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@bookingcom love to know why you sold me a room at a hotel that's closed and said hotel has a handwritten poster in the window referring me to the quality Inn where they can't access the system and have no idea what I'm talking about. Thanks from me, my wife, and 2 young children

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@NFLonFOX @PatMcAfeeShow

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Wow

[Raised in Alaska @akkingon]

Flat light: No sun, no shadows, no visible contours in the snow, no depth perception, no real horizon. I had a bad experience last winter in similar conditions.

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong #payitforward

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@SenTedCruz hit the nail on the head. Personally I don't think I could thank him enough for this speech, but from the bottom of my heart. Thank you.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

.@SenJohnKennedy brought forward a clean bill that does one thing & one thing only--it pays the salaries of the @USCG. If @SenSchumer hadn't objected that would have passed. @POTUS could have signed it tonight. The paychecks could have gone out right now for every Coast Guardsman

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@ChristyMack 😍

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@Colts let's try trowing the ball before the chiefs are up by 30.

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@katherinesalom Hahaha, that's good cause that is my current salary. #paythecoastguard