Dave Koenig

Math Enthusiast / Bad-ass M.C.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

I don't know if you guys heard, but I'm tired of being nice.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

.@CMPunk has the mic! 🎤💥

Watch #AEWCollision LIVE on TNT!

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

I have been called "the Charles Barkley of tournament Scrabble," but the reporter was wrong. I am the CM Punk of tournament Scrabble.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

The OSB’s decision to proceed with the ethics complaint against Marc Mohan and to dismiss the one against Michael Fuller. My appeal of the Fuller decision. The upcoming hearing initiated by Michael Fuller to attempt to get me held in contempt of court. https://t.co/q5z08bRC3Z

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

How about instead of saying "as American as apple pie" we start saying "as American as starting a GoFundMe to pay your hospital bills"?

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@ImKingKota I don’t get why you say this. You’re a good wrestler. Good in the ring, good on the mic, good character work. Yeah, you’ve been a bit too injury prone, and it’s taken you out of action for too long, but that doesn’t make you hard to cheer for. It’s just unfortunate.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

What is the most secure way to send text messages, and what is the likelihood of someone spying on my texts?
This video provides answers: https://t.co/ISfFav6W6U

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@FadeAwayMedia Shouldn’t have cropped this. Otis & Tozawa as the Dudley Boyz were great too.

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Do you think in Germany The Weeknd is known as Das Wochennde?

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

New post:
https://t.co/cPnjNk1fP2
The audio recording of the court hearing described in The Circus, analysis of the contents of the recording, and the new case for contempt of court that the Clinchys and Michael Fuller have brought against me.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

I fully expect that hijinks at the DNC are going to result in Frank Underwood getting the nomination.

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@jtimothys @jeppe_olesen @chainbear My guess is the last zero was added to all of the prices with photoshop. Even without it, the prices are high, but in the realm of what we might expect for overpriced stadium food.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

Learning With Chess Puzzles From Your Own Games https://t.co/C5YeXRbpeU via @YouTube

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@GM_Hess I gave an opponent seven isolated pawns once: https://t.co/iMkMIOANki

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@ImShahinyan Bc7, necessary to stop Ra7 defense

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

My first video on YouTube!

Critically Examining Your Own Chess With a Computer https://t.co/S0n5oVHoxu via @YouTube

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

@ratjackson_ I thought it was invented by Pontius Pilates

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

Americans celebrate Pi Day today, March 14th, because they write the date 3/14, and 3, 1, 4 are the first three digits in the decimal representation of π.
Did you know that in other parts of the world, where they write the day before the month, Pi Day is celebrated on April 31st?

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

If you're in a community where the truth is taboo, you're in an immoral community. Either get the hell out, or if you care enough about the community, get the immoral leaders who are in power out of power.

[Dave Koenig @Koenig_Dave]

@jeffbachtel @cszhu Sounds legit

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If there’s anything that 80’s movies taught me, it’s that jocks have names like Bo Nix and nerds have names like Terrance Ferguson

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@JakeDHS07 @jeremylambert88 Because in his interview with Steve Austin in the Broken Skull Sessions, Rollins specifically said that the one thing he hasn't done yet is to be on the marquee as one of the names fighting in the main event of Wrestlemania.