KEVIN OKHANGO

SON,BROTHER,UNCLE,DAD,HUSBAND AND CITIZEN.

[KEVIN OKHANGO @Kokhango33]

@makaumully @WilliamsRuto @senn03 @makaumully can you agree that you're myopic in electing @WilliamsRuto in 2022?

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

KTN News decided to bless Ruto with a very good piece of his consistency in telling “alternative facts” and “Six months” promises.

The Gallery of Ruto lies it is. Wapi salute na makofi.

[Maxon Airo @MaxonAiro]

I married my Kamba wife thinking she is a 1.3 L naturally aspirated engine. Little did I know she is a hybrid, super charged 3.8 L.

The daughter of Kamba land is pushing 340 horses at a contanst r.p.m, saa hii I'm thinking of running away.

Ngono ya kila siku siwezani.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Anything above 2 missed calls is violation of my human rights.

[KEVIN OKHANGO @Kokhango33]

@Naomikibandi @jimNjue_ @rigathi can't get my vote when he happens to be on ballot box...

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Ukiwai jipata kwa situation ya ku choose between your mum and your wife chagua your mother coz you can find another wife but not another mum.

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

When I remember that Aden Duale is the minister of health l wake up 3am to eat fruits. Stay healthy my people

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

You cannot complain about Uhuru's presidency and at the same time champion for Ruto's Presidency. It is a case of taking Viagra in a bid to curb an erection or stitching the anus to prevent diarrhea. These are birds of the same feathers and the latter is worse. Unlearn!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The idea that elections will be rigged no matter what is designed to create voter apathy.

Shika Kura na upige Kura.

Wantam ni wantam.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The city is no longer a dream; it is a trap with rent, taxes, bills, joblessness and hunger waiting at the door. Go back home. Build in the village. Plant food. Keep animals. Create your own survival system. A difficult time is coming, and the State will not save you.

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[Prof. Fred Ogola- THE PRESIDENT OUT OF OFFICE @OgolaFogola]

None of these is global:
1. Petroleum Development Levy
2. Petroleum Regulatory Levy
3. Road Maintenance Levy
4. Anti-Adulteration Levy
5. Merchant Shipping Levy
6. Railway Development Levy
7. Import Declaration Fee
8. Value Added Tax (VAT)
9. Excise Duty
10. Customs/Import Duty

Your fuel costs are self inficted by Greedy Government

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

These are the questions you posed then.

Please answer the same to the people of Kenya on state capture and conflict of interest.

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[MNYIKA @Mnyika_1]

Before you marry in any tribe in Kenya , here are the things you'll face
1. Kamba women : During dowry payment it's the mans family that gets the food , cooks and serves people that will attend the ceremony.

2. Kikuyu women: They hold like three ceremonies. The last one is the day you give out the dowry.Note that in all those ceremonies your giving out alot of money and later the wife will put steel wool into your food as an ingredient. Dowry is all what the woman spent in her life until you met.

3. Kalenjin woman: Don't try , live them to Kalenjin dictators

4. Luhya: very welcoming ceremonies, mostly they'll cook ugali ingoho and prepare busaa. I recommend

5. Taita women: very cheap mostly they don't ask for pride price . The women are too lazy the parents are happy their children have gotten a place away from them. Relief.

6. Luo: Most luo are not married, if married it's by the wazungu and a big celebration will be held . If you're African they will later bit you.

7. Maasai: the best ceremony, mostly the brothers to your wife give you cows 8 each. You'll be rich.

[Dr Mirr @tanukeeey]

@NationAfrica None of these is global:
1. Petroleum Development Levy
2. Petroleum Regulatory Levy
3. Road Maintenance Levy
4. Anti-Adulteration Levy
5. Merchant Shipping Levy
6. Railway Development Levy
7. Import Declaration Fee
8. Value Added Tax (VAT)
9. Excise Duty
10. Customs/Import Duty

[GISTE @ggiste]

THIS MIGHT HELP SOMEONE.

WHERE TO BUY THINGS AT A BARGAIN IN NAIROBI
1. Cereals – Get them in Nyamakima in that kichochoro for Molo matatus. Groundnuts from the market cost Sh190 per kilo, but at Nyamakima they are Sh110. You can also get apples and other fruits at a good price.

2. Diapers and bar soap – OTC. The kichochoro between Quickmart and Equity.

3. Chemicals for homemade detergent, bleach, fabric softener, disinfectant – OTC, the building with quickmart, go upstairs, first floor. They will even explain how to mix them.

4. Bulk shopping – If you can manage to go to Kawangware or Eastleigh, you will save a lot. In Kawangware, go to Samwest in the market. Alight at Mlango Soko, then at Cooperative Bank, go down and turn at the first right turn, walk about 20 metres and you will find Samwest. Go with a list, they will give you the prices. If you are buying things for a shop, they deliver. Alternatively, you can turn left and walk a bit for like 100 metres where you will find many wholesale shops including FairPrice. Also look out for Israel. In Eastleigh, as you walk towards the Catholic Church or if you are coming from Pangani, just after you take the right turn to enter Eastleigh, you will see the Marie Stopes sign board, the shops start there. If you are an uptown girl, on the upper side of Biashara Street just before you join Koinange Street there is a Muhindi shop that sells groceries at wholesale prices. It’s opposite Yala Towers. He also has storage and garbage bags at a good price.

5. Beauty products and jewellery – Perida Centre, Dubois Road, and basically Dubois Road.

6. Vegetables – Marikiti and Gikomba. Bunch of spinach @ Sh15, bunch of sukuma wiki @Sh10, terere @15, cabbages @20, 6 tomatoes @10, onions @ 1 bob, 4 maize cobs @20, etc, especially outside Marikiti.

7. Vegetables for those who live in Eastlands – Go to Korongosho market early on Wednesday or Saturday mornings. It is at the Dandora, Kariobangi roundabout. Buy carrots, peas, potatoes and onions from the lorries; it is cheaper than inside the market.

8. Meat – Ndonyo Market Dagoretti for Sh280 a kilo. Burma Sh200 to Sh250 a kilo.

9. Fish and chicken kienyeji – Gikomba. When you get to Gikomba, ask for the place where fish is sold. It’s a whole building opposite where newborn clothes are sold. It’s on the right as you walk towards the market.

10. Fish – Alpha Foods, Road A, Enterprise Road, you’ll get 40 pieces of tilapia @Sh1700. They close by 4pm. The boda boda guys can direct you.

11. Wine/alcohol – Opposite Kensilver matatus on Dubois Road, there is a club with better prices than Mwalimu on Mfangano Street. Also check Accra Road where the 2NK matatus are in the hawkers market building, go to 3rd floor there are many wholesale shops there.

12. Utensils – Kamukunji. Kamukunji is those sides as you head towards Machakos Bus Station.

13. Prescribed medication – Try Transchem next to the bike shop above or the Transchem ooposite Afya Centre. There is also another chemist near the number 4 matatus, where the hardware shops are. Sinai Chemist at the Nairobi Textiles building is cheaper than Transchem. It is at the intersection where the Kenya Mpya buses queue, opposite a building under construction, surrounded by iron sheets (mabati). Accra Road also has a stretch of affordable chemists.

14. Panties and bras – At the junction of Accra Road and River Road, directly opposite Kobil Petrol Station, there is a small corridor where panties and bras are sold. The quality is better than Kamukunji and cheaper than Mombasa Rest House on River Road. You can also buy kids’ vests, bikers, boob tops and tummy trimmers there.

14. Panties and bras – At the junction of Accra Road and River Road, directly opposite Kobil Petrol Station, there is a small corridor where panties and bras are sold. The quality is better than Kamukunji and cheaper than Mombasa Rest House on River Road. You can also buy kids’ vests, bikers, boob tops and tummy trimmers there.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Do not price your products emotionally. Price with cost, margin, market reality and survival in mind.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto talks through Mbadi. When you see Mbadi insulting the Odinga family, you can easily guess the owner of the dog.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

A business without records is a rumour. Write everything down. Sales, expenses, debts, stock, suppliers, customers and losses. Data protects you from emotional decisions.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

If a working President gets into power, you will feel the effect in your house in ONE WEEK.