Gaemond Targaryen

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[jay @wallahibestie]

simon says pull that dick out

[gex @severalbird]

at rock hard cafe why am i the only one with a boner

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re factory resetting me tomorrow

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

some crazy ass nights we'll never remember with people we'll never forget

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[chuu @CHUUSEXUA]

great now i have to touch my pussy in class

[👾 @repeatafterd]

Omg zara doesn’t play

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

pls don't come around me sighing & making weird sounds cuz im not asking whats wrong

[popsee @qopsee99]

Colby jacking all over my cheese bro🤤🤤🤤

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

everybody was nonbinary asf back then

[40 oz. Miller High Life @hardedgeball]

Thinking of doing 75 chud this summer

- wake up at 1:00pm
-doordash twice a day (at minimum)
- gift subs to irl streamers
- no showers, laundry, or dishes
- shoot at least 4 blanks a day
- mandatory 6 hours on the game

Who wants to join

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[bb pp🌠 @polaroidbb]

and when puss cums to shove

[frick @gofrickurself]

Using dr pepper as lube

[evan @xenfoyel]

Oh! I know these words individually but I didn’t know they hung out together like that

[Lindell Wigginton @LindellWiggJD]

Went 0/5 at the bar tn. Gonna jerk off to gay porn as a way to punish myself

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Red Madz 🥩 @madzulp]

Touching his circumsizion scar: you know they control the banks too

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t believe how much some of my coworkers talk. Life fucking stories all day like shut up OMG