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[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

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[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Imagine you’re having a terrible month at work and your side chick makes you the worst playlist known to man and you gotta pretend to like it

[#KCFC 🇸🇳🇺🇸🇪🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Diana Russini boutta be a Wemby level prospect for the right wing grift pipeline

[Kolby @KolbyOB]

@marctorrence You can do this in Philly and it’s much easier to do?

[Sam Dekker @dekker]

This isn’t meant to come off as a knock to CE.

I’m a Christian - and a basketball player. 90% of the NBA is openly Christian. What I find maddening in all this is Christians online twisting the story into “Ivey got waived because he is a Christian.” That’s just a false statement and you’re pushing drama even further.

There are guys that proclaim their faith all over the NBA - it’s a shared faith. There are pre-game Chapel services in EVERY arena where guys come together to worship. There are post-game prayer communities that are visible to fans and cameras.

This isn’t an intolerance issue by the NBA. Far from it. The league wants guys to proclaim what they believe.

With that; You will be fired in ANY job where you become a workplace nightmare. If you continually disrupt the peace and happiness of your colleagues, you will be held accountable. It’s as simple as that.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

I agree Nick Mullen’s impression is better, but it’s also kind of funny seeing all these people on Twitter act like he invented the concept of doing a Tucker Carlson impression

[Kolby @KolbyOB]

@PanasonicDX4500 Philly is just a larger Boston

[Mac @moneylinemac_]

I still can’t get over the fact that getting hammered at a Chinese restaurant is like a foreign concept to people outside of New England

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Doing a pub quiz solo and sober because I need the prize money

[Kolby @KolbyOB]

@PmtStats @PardonMyTake “I actually came away from this matchup impressed by her personality”

[Will D. @WAD1980]

I find it interesting the Patriots that won 6 Super Bowl Championships while making 9 trips have only 3 Hall of Famers (Seymour, Law, and Moss) versus Bill Polian’s Indianapolis Colts (Manning, Harrison, James, and Freeney) that were routinely beaten by New England.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

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[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[interpretation @materialcritic]

He is literally hours away from reading Fanon

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Dominican Shortstop Ricky Moneys. It’s like A Tribe Called Quest. You gotta say the whole thing.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

We're all about to be eating uncertified and uninspected meat. Upton Sinclair is throwing up in his grave.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

World War 3 because some guy didn't want to admit that he diddled kids on an island.