Kale

Johnson and Wales, Chef, Save the Bees

[Kale @Kolive830]

Going to start a recipe website that has no long drawn out backstory to the recipe just ingredients and directions. Who’s in?

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Weird days are weird.

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Slowly cleaning over an entire day has become a legit hobby.

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Can’t believe how sick robes are.

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Lotr a Christmas movie? Asking for a friend.

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@Jake_Bono Excuse me

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@BoshAvocado Sick

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Why is the Pokémon story line making me cry rn?

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@Jake_Bono @daziavuuuu Yo what up?

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My mom is so high at dinner rn.

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Smiling so much today.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

*during sex* him: tell me what you want me to do
me: i want you to retweet me for once… you retweet all your friends and sometimes other women but never me i don’t get it you say i’m funny but no RT’s???
him: you are squeezing my penis like a stress ball

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Being a virgin is fine why do you ask?

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Just trying to make those around me as happy as they make me.

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@ChrisTheFoodie1

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Wanna make out as friends?

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Life is pretty incredible recently. Feels nice.

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If a person walked up to me right now and asked to share my headphones. MARRIAGE i would propose right fuckin now, ugh

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This weather rules.

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Anxiety, riddled with the stuff.