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[Till @KoloLene]

@Pink the day after #cologne #pinkinconcert 💖

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

There’s a new car just for women. I’m completely serious. Well, as serious as a woman can be.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to wave back to someone:
1. Raise and wave your hand
2. Realise they weren't waving at you
3. Leave country immediately

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

Ok but why are u talking to me

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to deal with doorbell ringing
- Look terrified
- Say "who could that be?"
- Get heart palpitations
- Hold breath
- Hide
- Move house

[Orange Is the New Black @OITNB]

🍊🚨 #WelcomeToLitchfield

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to buy something:
Count change out loud
Count change again
Hand over exact change
Look nervous
Say "I think that's right"
Hope/pray

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I really shouldn't" - Translation: 10 more drinks, please

[Tym Brown @Tymcbrown]

Love hard. Be kind. Smile always. Laugh daily. Cherish moments. Reach out. Let it go. Enjoy life. Be great. Be yourself. #lifeistooshort

[brandon sapp @ibrandonsapp]

You’re here to live your life, not to make everyone understand.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Everyone’s a comedian. https://t.co/ll5Bksq6NB

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

I hate guns.

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

School should be illegal. All u do is sit there and be bored all day. It’s basicaly child abuse.

[colleen fangirl @LoveeMiranda_]

me at school @ColleenB123 http://t.co/xHpEhvObEm

[Caroline Belle @caroline_belle]

So any idea what you want to do with your life?
cc: @RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons http://t.co/pCL31B9sFW

[mimi #DefendDACA @Iizaskshy]

Who knew this one message could lead to so much @JoshuaDtown @ColleenB123

[Till @KoloLene]

@RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons readin her diary like:

[Colleen Ballinger🎗 @ColleenB123]

Currently my favorite video ever of @Korsoto. See more on my snapchat - colleenb123