when the trope is an inexperienced and pathetically yearning man who's afraid of intimacy while the woman wants to devour him sexually like a tiger because of how adorable he is
Dear dairy today my girlfriend put a collar on me, straddled my head, planted her hands on my chest and humped the FUCK outta my face. I had to reinvent breathing from scratch and it was a religious experience 10/10 would beg for again