Kooch

29 MI Lefty - A never ending doomscroll a day keeps the bad thoughts at bay

[Kooch @KoochDog]

Okay I'll tell you.. microwaves only actually have one power. It's either ON or OFF. The power setting is a setpoint for the ratio of time it will spend ON during the set cook time.
Setting it to 50 (%) means a 1 minute cook time will spend 30 seconds ON and 30 seconds OFF

[Kooch @KoochDog]

More people need to know how to use the power button on microwaves. Your life will improve by like 30% if you knew how to work the power button on microwave

[Kooch @KoochDog]

Science points to likely not. Brain damage hardly ever results in increases in empathy and critical thinking :/

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

if trump had a stroke could it cause a reverse fetterman and turn him into a leftist

[Kooch @KoochDog]

It's never sat right with me that the entire right wing party was up in arms about Hunter working as a board member for a Ukrainian Utility company, but it's okay that Jared Kushner (Trump's SIL) received $2 billion from Saudi Arabia's investment fund while being Trump's advisor

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@peggingforsoup 🤲

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@ffdyke "were a blood and death cult but not THAT kind of death cult" the Bible writers

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@suchnerve As much as I want human kibble personally, I can't help but feel like it's development and sale will be a huge recession indicator

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@DollGroyper She microdoses the super soldier serum but also literally nothing else.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

The constant back and forth between being devalued to oblivion and wondering if I'm going to be fired to becoming too important and getting squeezed for all I'm worth at work is really taking its toll on my ability to exist within society.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@suchnerve ADA applies to those with needing-their-balls-fondled-twice-a- day disease. This means that if your workplace isn't offering a ball fondling station they may not be in compliance with ADA and you can sue for financial compensation.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

You can make your own ice coffee pretty easily with instant coffee. Just use less hot water than it recommends and pour over plenty of ice and it melts and cools down just enough to keep the ratio right. Might take some experimenting but it's worth and wayyy cheaper.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@ilovekendraa I think the knowledge of it's existence might actually kill them

[Kooch @KoochDog]

Love how Harry Potter asking that Peter Petigrew be 'spared' by Black and Remus and instead be handed over to the dementers is characterized as a 'merciful' act.

"Wait don't kill him we must make him suffer for the rest of his life by beings that feed on happiness"

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@peggingforsoup I really gotta go see it.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@InkMasterbator I just think he's not old enough to making this sort a permanent decision with his body. Men should have to wait till they are retirement age to have gender affirming hair transplant surgery because that's when they brains finally stop developing.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@GianmarcoSoresi He looks like for every video he doesn't make a profit, he take a trip to a foreign country and pays homeless people to fight to the death while he records so he can jerk off to it later while licking his veneers and counting his money.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@suboxoneshawty There's been so many mildly to majorly bad and abrupt series endings in 2026 that I'm kinda wondering if there's a legit curse

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@Stevenrutledge @esjesjesj @sleepy_devo Regardless the post was about
Voter ID and the SAVE Act is the most prevalent example a Voter ID law and a clear example of how something that seems reasonable on the surface is just very poorly disguised voter suppression. There's no court proven cases of widespread fraud.

[Kooch @KoochDog]

@Stevenrutledge @esjesjesj @sleepy_devo That's only IF that state or local official makes the determination that the applicant has sufficiently established their citizenship without those docs. They also added criminal penalties to official for potentially making a misjudgment which means most probably won't allow that

[Kooch @KoochDog]

I'm pretty sure Twitter literally never asked me for a passcode for my message but now wants me to enter one I never gave to it or else it'll delete all my chat history.