Kooch

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@JamesBlunt @bluesky Thank god! x

[Booker Dewitt 💔 @WrecklessGamer]

WARNING: Bad language alert.

Don't say I didn't warn you, watch at your own risk.

PS. Watch it, it's great 🤣

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If a man is a woman, there's no such thing as a woman.
You're desperate to be categorised as female, but by entering the category, you destroy it. You know that, which must suck for you, but not as much as it sucks for the women & girls fighting to retain their rights and spaces.

[Alex @JudgeDewie]

Until tonight I was not aware that there is a popular singer called Celeste.

Until tonight, 5 lovely women from Liverpool weren't aware that there is a French avant-garde post-hardcore, post-black metal band called Celeste.

Sadly for them I was not the one at the wrong gig.

[Ben @0point5twins]

I must stop exaggeratedly narrating my life.

He typed, his strong arms flexing as he steadied the laptop against the rocking of his yacht.

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@kenarmstrong1 Love this. Posted a reply but out of the game so long i think it posted as anon 😬😂

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@DaveTodayFM The inventor of yodelling died. Sadly so did his little old lady too

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@MgniM Perfect!!! Happy holiday Mandi x

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@ItsAndyRyan The first time was entertaining. Terribly tedious after that x

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@ItsAndyRyan No more than peggy is short for Mags but that’s nicknames for ye 😬

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Today I put a wash on, walked the dog and I’m now making tea. That’s three things. Your move country girl, your move.

[Kooch @koochykooh]

@TheRealFlups I think it is linked to the mayflower

[Mick Kelly @mickkellygrows]

Growing basil on the windowsill - a thread.. one of the most common growing experiences people have is unfortunately also, generally an entirely negative one - bringing a pot of basil home from supermarket only for it to die within a week..

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Restaurant idea. An abba themed curry house called chicken tikka, tell me what’s wrong.
Good day to you.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Me: Ever imagine in any of your wildest dreams we'd still be married after 20 years?
Wife: You don't appear in any of my wildest dreams.