Evan

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

MY ELEVATOR SMELL LIKE A TUNA FEESH SAMMICH 🥲/this my reintroduction to twitter

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@FunkyScouser putting chandler on here with that horrible bloated hgh gut and leaving leon off who literally looks like a fitness model is a bold choice.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@MeghanTrow @ufc @Beastboy61 bro do you share a twitter account with your wife?

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@carminelaguzio @sheryl_crowbar this man is your soul mate

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@dryared @Sportskeeda @sportskeedaMMA @mmamania @AlexBehunin @WalterSalcido @TheoVon @fatdragonpro This graphic looks like some shit you'd see pasted on a bus or train in a post-apocalyptic world where the latest pandemic is caused by biting humans from the desert.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@jasoneg33 incredible performance. dude's fight iq is wild to behold - he's operating on a completely different wavelength. 36 years old you have to fuckin love it.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@WonderbreadMMA @AlexBehunin I think henry rollins almost lost a finger from punching a filthtooth and ignoring it while fronting black flag iirc

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@AlexBehunin Greg Hardee's amirite

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

my money is on this chick if they fight. she's got that fuck around and find the fuck out aura.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

love this for me. there's like 40 people on this plane. living in small cities rules ass.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

woman drunker than me behind me on the phone "I wanna go home momma. I wanna go home. I'm so tired of this bullshit up here I ain't never comin back. I love oklahoma. I told her if she mentions that name again imma beat her ass. she said no I won't cut she'll beat my ass"

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

who is this man #StLouis #stl

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@MMAfilthycasual My dentist said "you have a wisdom tooth cavity too inaccessible to fill you need to pull it" and I said "cool" and ignored it until it got worse and eventually cracked in half exposing the nerve. I recommend going in before then. I was pleading and begging for the oral surgeon.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

BRB taking jessica a cocktail. she's too high strung.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

I'm at the airport. I'm at the minibar. I'm at the combination airport/minibar. None of us need to be here. Everyone should be limited to 1 RT flight every 2 years. At least there's a minibar.

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

thank god for southwest open seating. just had to flee 6 rows back from a mom screaming at a toddler ahead of me. the screaming is not comforting the toddler. the toddler is late for her business meeting. now she's having a full meltdown. JESSICA NO

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

daily reminder american police are a violent street gang with legal immunity and pension funds

[Mitchell McCoy @MitchellMcCoy]

#BREAKING: Arkansas State Police launch investigation into this incident, captured on camera, outside a convenience store in Crawford County. ASP says two county deputies and a Mulberry police officer were involved. #ARNews

**WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO / No audio**

[Evan @KoolAidWino_]

@ByronKOAT @koat7news nice