Andy

#MCFC fuck russia

[Andy @KopatychInMood]

@DawgyyDawgg Soooo, Foden or McAidoo on the left? If Foden, God help us all

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@Tijjani8222 Dave

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@onuryazicioglu @AlfiePottsH hey

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@City_Xtra Aura is definitely there

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@City_Xtra Gvardiol? No? How will Donna run to him after we score for him to give advice?

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@City_Xtra As much as they are our rivals, as any of the Big 6, by not cancelling the deal because they wanted to fulfil the promise given to City and Enzo while their season is now endangered they should earn our respect. No need to mock now

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@SemenyoDirect @City_Xtra @sterling7 @gabrieljesus9 It was Lyon

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@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein @GrahamSmyth Buy-back clause?

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Eze, it’s all love man 😭😭😂😂

[Andy @KopatychInMood]

@latiiivReactsX Steffen instead of Bravo who was bad only for 1 season, as a 2nd GK he was only behind Ortega, and Sandler instead of Cancelo, swap places with Danilo

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@Mr_blessedness @City_Xtra Naming Saka who's having Grealish at his lowest numbers, or someone like Jacob Murphy/Dwight McNeil and literally not noticing Gabriel in that list

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@Mr_blessedness @City_Xtra Double lol

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@Cityzen_Jnr All due respect, Yaya

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@StevenMcinerney Yeah, I remember watching Palace away this season. Our away fans were great as always, but at 40th minute comentator said "first time we hear Man City fans today". Though at that point there already were "is this the Etihad", Pellegrini song, Pep song, Istanbul song and others

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@scoutedftbl @Sofascore out of these 4, only Matviienko is core rock-solid internationals. Riznyk is like 3rd-4th option, Bondar and Ocheretko too aren't nailed on starters

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@SanesBurner for me his legacy is leaving his wife and child alone at home after being robbed (when he was also assaulted if I'm not being mistaken). playing like a day or 2 after it against Arsenal in a title race. Insecure as he is, been a great servant when needed

[B. @InvertTheWing]

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare.

It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas.

But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner.

I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.”

I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe.

Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas.

The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay.

“No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola.

But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?”

I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal.

But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem.

Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel.

He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh.

I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree.

We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?”

I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office.

Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks.

A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask.

It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me.

I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?”

Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.”

“I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?!

He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?!

Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard!

I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much!

You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!”

He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?”

I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed.

And then I woke up.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

👑👀

[Andy @KopatychInMood]

@PepsBalls Can someone explain how did it start and give a Nunes one please? Tnx in advance

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@City_Xtra @antoinesemenyo For those wondering who was the first, Steve Finnan(I googled)