KorbenT

Proud Papa, lifelong @Chiefs fan, former fashion and lifestyle photog, former (and current) (and future) baldy, always-appreciator of groan-inducing jokes.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

Beyond the patently ludicrous notion that depression didn't exist 100 yrs ago--made by someone who's trade should necessarily include historical knowledge of innumerable authors who spoke on melancholy, hysteria, etc.--I find this sort of thoughtless dismissiveness despairing🧵

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

just think, 100 years ago virtually no one was "depressed" because the notion hadn't come to them, nor the proviso that it was a way of bonding with other people by acknowledging, or seeming to acknowledge, a common weakness kept private/secret by most people, sensibly.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

This is funny.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"I did not leave Cuba to end up in another authoritarian government." 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

It sure seems to me, that the only real difference between "leftists" and "liberals" is sanctimony.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

How long before Elon changes the algorithm yet again to get these kinds of engagement numbers?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@JacobBaker613 @PpollingNumbers Oh, sweetie.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@RealBirdLawyer Who needs an IQ when their orange godchild prefers the uneducated for some reason we'll never understand (we actually overstand the reason).

[Calli Jones @Calli_Jones]

1st door on my list:
Husband answers & says “I’m not voting for her” (points to my hat).

Wife walks over & says “well I am” and tells me that she remembers the US before Roe and tells me that two of her friends died because they couldn’t get an abortion. #HarrisWalz #VoteEarly

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@GodLovesChiefs @RealBirdLawyer Legendary

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@RealBirdLawyer

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@namenzie @SarahKSilverman Okay, but I think we all understand why women would have to vote in secret: abusive men. Men are *in* the locker room and should be actively pushing back against the misogyny, racism, and fascism of the men around them.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@charless_94 Yessir! Get healthy to get paid! Three-peat on the menu!

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@RealMNchiefsfan @RobertCFP Are we talking actual libertarians or libertarians who cosplay as libertarians as a way to earn "non-political" intellectual cache while debating?

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@Phil_Lewis_ Please let her know this white, middle-aged, male, lifelong Broken Arrow resident, who didn't learn about the horrors she experienced until he was in his '40's, thinks she's an absolute queen.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@AndreaKuszewski Just spent 90 seconds trying to figure out why I was getting 16-hour-old pro-Trump posts at the top of my feed every time I refreshed. Was on "For You," a Twitter feature I never, ever use.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

This is the most natural thing I've ever seen him do.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow wtf is he doing

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

@RealBirdLawyer Ya, know. He's done some batshit stuff but the optics on that specific rally were historically bad. Literally. Wouldn't be at all surprised if it moved the needle a bit, and "a bit" might be all that's needed in a world where the electoral college is everything.

[KorbenT @KorbenTulsa]

Dear Men,
YOUR WIFE DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU, no matter what your special book says.
Yours,
KT

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Paranoia

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A hairdresser in Barcelona made his customers wear Real Madrid jersey aprons. 😂

This kind of harmless humor is always good, we need to laugh.

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

As a reminder,

The US has had 46 presidents. Among them, there have been 91 criminal felony charges indicted. Those charges are distributed among the presidents as in the following list:

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