Alan

I used to have something clever here

[Alan @KosherSam]

@Miss_Met @tatonka311 He's 4 months younger than McLean, doesn't turn 25 until after the season. He's been around forever, so I would hope that more of his potential would've shown by now, but he hasn't peaked.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@StephBMore I don't know that I have a singular favorite book, but Gatsby is one of the few that I've read more than once.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

“ADHD is not a disorder of not knowing what to do. It’s a disorder of not doing what you already know.”

Dr. Russell Barkley just delivered one of the clearest explanations of ADHD I’ve ever heard.

He says the brain can be split in two: the back part acquires knowledge, the front part (the executive system) uses it. ADHD acts like a meat cleaver that severs the two.

You already have the skills and information other people your age have. You just can’t apply them when it counts.

That’s why life becomes an endless series of last-minute crises. You’re time-blind — you can only deal with what’s right in front of you. The further away a goal or deadline is, the less real it feels.

The solution isn’t teaching more skills. It’s changing the environment at the exact point where the problem occurs — the “point of performance.”

It’s a game-changing way to understand why traditional approaches often fail.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@Miss_Met Damn, how did you find my yearbook quote?

[Alan @KosherSam]

@StephBMore Wear something indigo. tell the first group it's blue and the second group it's purple.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@JesterJum @LupineLumen I would presume that a duck that enters a triathlon would secure an appropriately sized bike for the occasion. It might have to be custom made, which could get expensive, but he could use his winnings to handle the.......... bill.

I'll show myself out.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@DrClaw77 Self titled matters, cmon

[Alan @KosherSam]

@poetx The crazy thing is that it looks like he did it out of necessity because the lob was behind him, so not even planned!

[Alan @KosherSam]

@PodSaveAmerica I think he was making a dick joke and thougt the media would get upset.

Hole milk, like the "milk" that comes out of your dickhole.

Way to take people's minds off of how many times you're in the Epstein emails by....... making a dick joke while standing next to a child.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@StephBMore "Actually, it's pronounced [name]"

[Alan @KosherSam]

@jayblackisfunny Hell, at most state fairs, this would be on the free stage.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@poetx Collinsworth talked about it a bit. A few times, he said things along the lines of "both defenses have been pressuring the QB tough all game, the difference has been that Darnold is still hitting his throws and Maye isn't."

[Alan @KosherSam]

I suppose I deserve it for ordering from @PapaJohns but this is ridiculous.

Placed my order at 6:15, order will be delivered at 8. No problem, it's the super bowl, i understand it'll take longer.

It's 10 minutes to 11pm, and the food isn't even out for delivery yet. Absurd.

[Alan @KosherSam]

Oh and of course during that whole time nobody is answering the phone at the location and the tracker has been on "preparing" for over two hours, with it still saying the food will be delivered by 8,aka 3 hours ago. Chat bot on the website is useless too.

[Alan @KosherSam]

@StephBMore SAME.

also, lol at the last hashtag, because I'm still 12 at heart.

[Alan @KosherSam]

This is a mess. @AmericanAir canceled my flight without so much as a notification in the app. Didn't find out until I tried to check my bag, even the monitors still had it as on time! And half the kiosks were out of order. Been waiting in line for over an hour to see an agent!

[Alan @KosherSam]

@ringer @BillSimmons So basically, Rex Grossman II

[Alan @KosherSam]

@StephBMore Because they don't think it'll be them getting asked.

[UAW @UAW]

STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR

The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member.

Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.