@notlando1 Fuck man me and you. I remember when we ate hot pockets while playing halo 2 on your xbox. Your mom made kool-aid with a little too much sugar that day and you threw up on your cat. What happened to the times man? Do you still tap it on the tongue?
Cashier, I appreciate your service and understand that the situation you're in is unfavorable and rewards you based on arbitrary numbers in an excel sheet.With that being said, I would rather blow my head off in front of you than get a TJMaxx credit card, even if you asked twice.
Just me and another dude in the waiting room and he's playing Facebook shorts at full volume with his Ring doorbell notification going off multiple times. We are in the singularity and I am praying that what comes next is swift