Karm Designs

Passionate software developer with a love for Python and JavaScript. Full-stack expertise with a strong focus on backend. Gemini with mysterious personalities.

[Karm Designs @KramStyles]

Just so you know, I still develop websites and software solutions. Topping my portfolio soon with mobile apps. And my rates ain't high. Retweet my customers are definitely on ur timeline.

[#ImranRoofing & Properties🏠 @imran_services]

MY INBOX:

I am placing a ₦2 million bounty for credible information that leads to the identification, location, and arrest of this individual.

This is one of the faces of the criminals who burgled my shop and carted away with solar goods worth over ₦100 million naira.

If you know this person or have any useful information about his whereabouts, please contact me privately or report it to the nearest security agency.

All information will be treated with strict confidentiality.
The ₦2 million reward will be paid once the information directly leads to his arrest.

Please help me by sharing this post widely. Someone, somewhere, may recognize this face.
Thank you.

[Thatcuteteacher @Confydens6]

Please oh, yahoo boys in the house.. (a.k.a thieves).. how do you people do it? I mean your conscience..

Yesterday, I made a 50k transfer to a POS man. I did this on my way to get some things as I didn't have my card with me.

I received an alert later in the evening, and the balance wasn't corresponding. It was 50k higher than what I expected to have left in the account. Curious, I checked immediately and realised the 50k I earlier sent to that POS man either didn't go through, or was reversed. The man didn't even bother to check if it dropped before I left. Probably because I was already in a cab. He also had a few customers he was attending to.

I quickly hailed a bike as I stepped out, straight to his stand. He had closed for the day.
I was restless within me. You know why? He would go home, and find out he's short of 50k. He would not be happy, he would feel pained. He's a family man, he has kids he needs to feed.. he might be thinking he had lost the money. I thought of every possible emotions that man may feel over the night. I was sad for him, but happy because I knew I will get back to him by morning.

This morning, I headed to his POS stand again. He was there. He didn't even recognise me. I had to explain that I was the lady in a cab that withdrew 50k yesterday. And that the money was reversed or something. This man almost had my head with his "thank you". He kept saying.. "thank you madam, God bless you." I transferred to him and was almost on my way. He stopped me and asked "why?".

Why what?... I don't understand. It's your money.

Two men were there when this happened. One of them told the man that he was lucky, the other one said "all these one na show, if I see bombing bomb now.. everywhere go stew". I immediately knew he was an "upcoming" thief (yahoo boy).

The man kept lamenting about how much he had lost on that stand. But he keeps pushing because he has a family to take care of.
He asked me to come to his stand at anytime I probably need "help". That, he will never forget my face.

On my way, I kept pondering and asking myself how we got here. When has it become something to celebrate, that someone returns to return YOUR OWN MONEY!

If you can take something that doesn't belong to you, and be comfortable, you're no longer a human. The devil is your apprentice.

Yahoo boys, I don't like you people at all because I don't like wicked people. If you're following me, please unfollow me now and block me.

T for thanks!!!

[abisola.baby @abisola____]

I just got married to an amazing Igbo man and I hope when our children grow up, people like you won't exist anymore. Or would have changed their ways. You're disgusting.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

The total debts Nigeria owes both foreign and domestic summed up together is not up to N210trn.

Yet one man allegedly stole N210trn from a supposed "poor country" according to Buhari, Tinubu and their APC dimwits

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Nigerians are protesting against insecurity, while the govt is busy pardoning and welcoming back EX-bandits into society.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Abia State people are enjoying good governance so much that God decided to give them a clown in Doris Ogala, who makes them laugh whenever they remember Nigeria’s woes.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

I need us to limit promoting psychotic humans.

[Headless YouTuber @HeadlessYouTube]

Any serious country would've arrested this fool by now for inciting violence.

South Africa's Government is clearly in support of whatever is going on

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Strip these black moms of the welfare and watch how fast it changes in a generation.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

Bro, that man stole 210 trillion.

Not million. Not billion. Trillion😭

Not 1 trillion. Not 10 trillion. Not even 100 trillion.

210 trillion!

There is hardly any sector of Nigeria’s economy you could invest that kind of money in and not see massive, transformative change. Education, healthcare, power, infrastructure, agriculture, every single sector would feel the impact like mad.

Yet person papa embezzled that amount only am.

The craziest part is that no individual could ever reasonably spend that kind of money in a lifetime. It’s wealth beyond comprehension, while millions of us average Nigerians struggle daily to afford basic necessities.

God will punish all of you.
Every single one of you.

[Nze @nzemmili]

Anytime I see that charcoal stove, my anger increases cos what sort of spineless populace is this?

Others are progressing, and we are regressing with pride.

[my pronouns are a/cu/mu/la/tor @TheGooveDuck]

Porn induced brains.

Do you know how itchy pineapple is?

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Fixed

[Plateau Asian girl🌟 @CatiaKyen]

I’m not the only one who witnessed that massive giveaway Bandits hosted on TikTok. The desperation from Nigerians especially the girls, was honestly shocking.
Account numbers (mostly OPay and MoniePoint) were flying across the screen non-stop during his live stream between 12:00 AM and 1:00 AM two nights ago.
The Fulani host ended up dishing out over ₦50 million, and the way people were shamelessly begging their so-called oppressors for money left me speechless.

Thousands were tuned in, glued to the live.
How did we, as a country, sink to this level? It’s genuinely heartbreaking.💔

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I hate all of you making dirty, senseless jokes like this.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Again. This is weird.
Nigerians make absurd, irritating jokes out of everything and that is why no one ever takes us seriously.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Eliminate the terrorists.

Eliminate their sponsors.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

I’m seeing every celebrity on Ig now speaking up.

So if Skepta didn’t call you guys out, nobody will speak…Oyo incident happened 3 weeks ago, una Dey act nonchalant.

Shame on all of you.