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@ulyssa_rip This and GATTACA. Why’d they keep making movies?

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@ulyssa_rip That 1,001st stream goes right to the ego

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@grittygrease Who needs critical thinking anyway, right?

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@mattyglesias And what have you done other than, apparently, park like a fool?

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Can everyone shut up about this already? I'm staying current by trying to read a book about The Strokes and blog posts about Mike Love, I don't have time for music made by people younger than me.

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Worldpeace DMT covering Joni / Lex Walton covering The Replacements

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@Amy_Siskind @Arwenslp Amy are you alright?

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@EvBerryhill Hey man you don’t have to be stupid on here, you can just not post?

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@Zuk_DC Everyone, quick, look at this terrible take.

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@ettingermentum Someone’s dipped a bit too deep in their Cobb Cope. Time for a nap, uncle.

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@LaInaMinute Y’all have chosen the ugliest hill to die on over this

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@jimsoxfan Same graphic but it's Dubón

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

Watch the whole thing:

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@mattmireles @aunder Really really dumb take. Suggest deleting it before more people see.

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@metzgov Just wait until you discover AdaptiBar (but also don’t wait)

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Kamala is for They/Them, Elon is For You/Following/NFL

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Ulyssa is my DSA

[ULYSSA @ulyssa_rip]

i would just like to say to the haters that you will always, ALWAYS be welcome back into the ulyssaverse after a few rather arduous and mindbendingly painful loyalty tests

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@ulyssa_rip Ulyssa needs to operate more like an NHL team. Sign Art Garfunkel to an 8 album deal. Howard Kaylan for 13.

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@daveweigel @Trumpshanz Less “interesting” and more “Prog Boy is oldest guy at show” but a perfectly okay take to have, regardless.

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@hearinladotcom And have to hear about the Mets?! Pass.

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@1stChurchofGoff Sorry bud, looks like he's picking where his family seats will be