Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤

-shlort- (303 IQ)
…dormant, awaiting my destiny as the next truly glorious leader….
(check out my YT channel)

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@RelusionH They don’t, you can’t force inspiration.

Mozart himself had this “problem”, but he recognized it as just the natural flow of ideas that lead to creating art.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@poopswag88 Beat the shit out of a tree.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@Okabe_Rintar0IF You still have a beating heart, be proud of your passion.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@Currycarrier1 @Twizzy9998 You probably won’t believe it but that is actually part of his religion.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@UncleAfterDark @raven_brah Guess what will improve range of motion? That’s right, squats.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@Okabe_Rintar0IF If the world calls you bad, you know you’re actually good.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

I thought I needed a girlfriend, what I actually needed was to take a shit.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@basedspinach Unemployment calls for you, answer the call to escape goyim purgatory.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@escapefrommelos There is a scene in that show that is 100% intended to be boner fuel and its that character shaking ass for her robot Peter Griffin boyfriend.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@Leaflit This looks like shit.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

Sick People Out There.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@rfknephew @grok @DAKKADAKKA1 I also love how you searched the word “gay”, that is very funny, you must be gay.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@rfknephew @grok @DAKKADAKKA1 Yes that is a post I made, a very funny one at that.

Is that supposed to be a threat or something? Like you’ll find a gym I go to and call them? I don’t get your game, it is stupid and assumptive.

I have no such weaknesses like you do, I effectively do not exist.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@rfknephew @grok @DAKKADAKKA1 I have nothing to fear, but I have taken precautions; people who have professional businesses would not want someone as deranged & criminally inclined as you around them and they would cooperate with authorities to prevent them from being associated with you, just saying.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@rfknephew @grok @DAKKADAKKA1 I advise you to cease this deranged behavior or it will end badly for your cushy lifestyle in ways you didn’t consider.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@rfknephew @grok @DAKKADAKKA1 I was correct and you were wrong now you are going to try and “find who I am”? You are deranged and I would be happy to oblige your incarceration, so go ahead and try it, I am smarter than you.

Also thanks for the engagement on my YT, hope you have fun with the bogus emails.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@RockFarmer5 Same, except the 2nd grade teacher was frustrated with being undesirable to men because she was basically the female version of a neckbeard.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

@sullivan_mma Bigger guy seems to be losing steam as well.

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

(I “failed” classes due to the systems counting infractions such as tardiness and behavior as being equal to your actual grade, which I never once even got anything lower than a B-, I was robbed of advanced education due to being an individual in an ocean of slaves.)

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

It took me far too long to recognize that I was targeted my entire school career by frigid, neurotic retarded female “teachers”.

After the age of six I was consistently “punished” for the most asinine things (tardiness, talking, asking to use the bathroom, finishing work early).

[Karl S. Simpleton//shlort ⃝⃤ @KraneTooKarl]

Once they could shove me into detention I was there probably 80% of my middle and high school years, I was robbed scholarships & “failed” classes due to these things tarnishing my record.

All because I was smarter than them.

Strangely, male teachers NEVER had issues with me.