Uncle After Dark

Reclaiming custody of my children, one hard-R at a time.

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I thought this lady turned into a statue already?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Celine Dion spotted dancing for fans in Paris.

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@JrAbbate Aren’t the people of Palestine Semitic?

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@paleochristcon I’d stick to 12 or 20 gauge. No reason at all to pay for more expensive ammo that is difficult to find and is less likely to put shot on target.

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@chadman_hardin I cannot feel THC whatsoever.

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@alterboogie You look exactly like the women who allow me to physically disrespect them after one conversation in a kink-friendly dating app.

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@CoachZachSmith This is why Alabama fans are the best.

We don’t post videos of celebrating unranked victories.

Hell I cannot remember the last time we celebrated a victory that wasn’t a top 10 game.

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@Dljokl In 60 BC I would have decapitated you in public for talking to my wife in such a fashion.

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@Timcast Would I face criminal punishment if discovered?

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🚨 “The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists”

At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that “fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism” and says the goal should not be to become “more useful to the ruling order.”

She says the left should not try to beat fascists “at their own game” by becoming “fitter, more eugenic.”

“In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think.”

She closes by arguing that revolution is not “a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies” and that the very idea is itself fascist.

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@GoodVideoBye @Dollar I thought I was the only one that autistically used his special green plate while the rest of the family ate on real plates.

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@idalia_wins I would pay good money to be the new owner of that composition notebook.

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@nonregemesse

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It’s sooooo 2000 and late thinking that you have to dispose of her body after locking her in your basement for an extended period of time.

There are now women who seek out this sort of relationship voluntarily.

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@Captain__Karma @ThePapaGut Ah yes, the mighty T-Rex existed. An animal whose proposed body structure would not allow them to mate or even hold their internal organs inside themselves.

Absolutely.

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@0xRuzy This autistic guy STINKS.

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@patternscreamr2 28 gauge diabetic needle should solve that issue.

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@littlefucky I’m from Canada, Ontario!

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@oxidexe I always listen to this jam after my bitch wife leaves and I finally get to jerk off in the shower before work.

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@pjalphareacts Why are women so damn cavalier about cursing around children? You’re turning them into adults that have no clue how to curse properly.

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@GD44vh How’d ya like to toss a few fat cum ropes in that pussy?