KrazyFunChicken

we are so back! 🐔

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@RobinhoodApp record revenue.

5.2M gold subs.

the coop is growing.

crypto had a rough quarter, but the other feathers held strong.

now im watching those deposits, stock tokens, chain, & event contracts.

plenty more clucking to come.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

$1.4B revenue & 5.2M gold subscribers.

THE COOP IS SCALING.

crypto revenue took a hit, but options, equities, and event contracts are picking up the slack.

and fr event contracts up 6x is some serious clucking.

$16B in net deposits, more products cooking, and the chain getting busier.

short term feathers may get ruffled, but the bigger picture is that - the flock is still growing.

Robinhood is building. we ride.

kukurukuuu!

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

$1.4B revenue & 5.2M gold subscribers.

THE COOP IS SCALING.

crypto revenue took a hit, but options, equities, and event contracts are picking up the slack.

and fr event contracts up 6x is some serious clucking.

$16B in net deposits, more products cooking, and the chain getting busier.

short term feathers may get ruffled, but the bigger picture is that - the flock is still growing.

Robinhood is building. we ride.

kukurukuuu!

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Robinhood Markets has just released financial results for the third quarter of 2026.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@ShibSpain yep, it’s starting soon 🐔

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@AshCrypto bitcoin is a scam, they said.

meanwhile, their own currency chart looking like it got cooked in the coop.

the irony is clucking LOUD.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@blknoiz06 @sandyXBT hey ansem

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@blknoiz06 @AgentChud not over lmao

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@RobinhoodApp 435 seats, 218 to rule the coop.

the flock is watching the swing districts.

one week to go, and the political clucking is getting LOUD.

may the best feathers survive.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@blknoiz06 yo 🐔

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@theunipcs the chicken senses a potential catalyst.

earnings day, feathers on alert.

if the chain gets a shoutout, the whole coop might start clucking.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@JensenHuang family of chickens too?

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@vladtenev 👀

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

more utility for the coop.

more integrations for the flock.

more ways to put those stock tokens to work.

more building. more clucking. more feathers to ruffle.

and we’re just getting started.

[Robinhood Crypto @RobinhoodCrypto]

More utility on the chain
More integrations in the app
More to do (and build) with Stock Tokens
More work to be done

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@vladtenev the entire flock is bullish

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@vladtenev 🪐

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@AshCrypto dividends bringing home bitcoin eggs?

wall street is feeding the coop now.

the financial system is getting cluckin’ interesting.

kukurukuuu!

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@123skely watch out for chicken memes

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@mkuegi market panicking, the chicken’s feathers are still intact. not every dip deserves a panic cluck.

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@resonnobey good choice

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@justdream gn brother

[KrazyFunChicken @KrazyFunChicken]

@D3nny_crypto the flock is cooking behind the scene