Noah Krier

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

“Dong damage” ?!?!?! 🤣

[Hawaiian Electric @HwnElectric]

8a #OahuOutage update: Our crews and contractors are out in force this morning, dong damage assessments & making repairs to restore ~111,000 customers who are without power on Oahu, Hawaii Island & in Maui County. Work is being done when conditions are deemed safe, as some areas are experiencing ongoing torrential rains and severe winds. All customers are asked to stay prepared for potential extended outages through the weekend as the storm continues to make its way across the state https://t.co/w69sLXf1YN

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Bomb ass vegetable bacon frittata:
10 eggs
1 large broccoli (just florets)
1 bunch spinach
Half an onion
2 red peppers
1 mushroom package for inside
Half pack of bacon
Different mushrooms for top
Feta

Lightly saute veggies
dice and cook bacon separate
Fry mushrooms for top
Put veggies and bacon in baking dish
Pour eggs whipped with a lil milk over
Top with feta and mushroom decoration
Bake for 35 min @ 350

Season each step with salt, pepper, whatever

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

@RayKump Lucy needs a new car!

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

“Buy the Dip!!!”

-Me telling my wife to buy French Onion Dip, yum yum!

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

#XBracketChallenge https://t.co/hhaJIPvWNA

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

@Rothmus Death to Smoochy

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Just AAA content on X 😂🤣

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

This the kind of coverage that will get me watching the news again! 😂😂

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

“Generate an image that is guaranteed to go viral on x”
Boring AF, but Grok guaranteed…

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Same.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

AL MICHAELS RIPS THE #BEARS 💀

Al: “Kirk, do you realize earlier this season...Seattle beat Chicago earlier this year, 6-3”

Kirk Herbstreit: “In a soccer game?”

Al: “Nope, Mariners beat the White Sox in Chicago on July 29th. History repeats”

😭😭😭

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

lol

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

About to give out the funnest gift at this white elephant party 😤

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Is Google finally going back to giving people what they want?

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

Yes, this this real 😂 Maybe the first W that Google has ever got.

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

Yes, this this real 😂 Maybe the first W that Google has ever got.

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Based.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Based.

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

Dave Franco is really desperate for work!

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

It’s over

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

🤣😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

[Noah Krier @KrierNoah]

To the moon! @dogecoin