Kris Ξ Van Atta

(CCFT) He/Him. CrossFit 松柏 Owner. Ally. Kyoto, Japan

[Kris Ξ Van Atta @Krijali]

In 2019, my gym revenue (boutique CrossFit) in Kyoto was roughly half drop-in visitors and half regular clients. Of those regular clients, 1/3 were medical professionals and 1/3 were foreign students. Only 16% of our revenue stream was secure pre-covid. A 🧵 on survival. 1/n

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@citrusymikan I know this will sound random, but how much time does it take to die hair pink?

I did white once in high school and I remember it taking forever.

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Every @ tweet I receive now is a coin shill. This platform is dying.

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@ChrisJValdez I’m making the prediction now. It’ll have a definite date set minutes after the academy awards

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I enjoy when @HardcoreHistory opens his podcasts with “Today’s show is about…” because it’s quite literal. It will consume your day and not only due to it being… ::checks notes:: over six hours in length.

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The best part about calling out rich white guys (@elonmusk in this instance) is they will gladly have the police sent to you asap.

Hilarious actually.

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I lost 50 yen in a storm drain. Along the way, I didn’t support radicalized incels while laughing at my own jokes.

There is a white South African joke on there somewhere but it doesn’t matter when nobody can financially bother you.

@elonmusk - is this how we tag now?

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@ChrisJValdez YESSSS

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Tell me. Are you having a good day? Or a great-I-finally-have-diehard-on-laserdisc day?

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@Luperrr_ It turns out it was a linguines hernia.

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I went into the hospital today thinking I had some kind of abdominal hernia.
After a CT scan, the doctor said it is happily just a somewhat painful lipoma. She also saw a really long tear align my right abdominal muscles probably caused in my most recent… https://t.co/f5lcHgslGC

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When was the first time you participated in distributed computing?

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@GaijinMommy And sex slaves… sorry, comfort women.

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@BasedGaijin @elonmusk Straight out of George W’s playbook and somehow even more cringy

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@citrusymikan I absolutely love how there is a specific vending machine motif that includes disembodied guy’s face. Like it’s not just this, it’s not just boss. It’s like a thing and nobody talks about it. Why… who… who came up with, “we need ::celebrity:: head to sell this.

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@j_rem85 This is absolutely unrelated but I had a new member of the gym call my work cell phone when I was at home but I was near my phone. The phone started saying “Thomas” over and over again. My son flipped out. He has those same pajamas

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@ChrisJValdez This sounds like a good ole fashioned lan party. I’ll ask around!!

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@RaraSensei On can’t edit tweets. My not ai

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@RaraSensei Yeah…. Me neither.

This will be very small help but from videos Al artists friends I do know that modern purple dyes fade faster than pink.

That’s all I got

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@BasedGaijin 100% wrong. If they’re in the same place, one is on one side and the other is on the other side of the screen. Though I guess if you’re talking about them by themselves… yeah, agreed.

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Just a reminder of this wonderful story arc. https://t.co/lNi2qX4lPZ