Krippled_Hick

Politically incorrectable earthbound hominid. A Spiritual Agnathiest, betting on the underdog on top.

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@weeblebrox @NASA @NASAEarth @weeblebrox
It entirely depends on which direction you are looking.

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

Um.. wow. 11/10 https://t.co/mqbJcxX21P

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@HimexMarie @ManyVids This is great work. Bravo.

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

Well put. https://t.co/4QMhN2b8gC

[Cadence Lux⛓️ @thecadencelux]

You shouldn't do drugs because: https://t.co/nsNUibb2bm

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

Shouldn't that be 'Fresh Cat Nap" https://t.co/vIOI0uchKV

[Cat Food Breath @CatFoodBreath]

Meanwhile, at the local farmer's market.....

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

How much LSD was required to see this? https://t.co/iWmAKVh3s8

[Wayne @wayne5540]

Um...

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

If love isn't, we is? If love is not, we are? If one is not living, we are? We is no diz? Doubtful. https://t.co/65WPJckIcZ

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

I just can't figure out what this poor girl is trying to say:
If there is no Love, We love? If there is no love; why love? Know Luv? Noluv https://t.co/65WPJckIcZ

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

s this a word puzzle. i just don't know sometimes when you mix bad english with a foreign camgirl. The natives strippers had it bad enuff. https://t.co/65WPJckIcZ

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@xCriskorax amazing

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If only they all were like this... https://t.co/TVPJd2tKcG

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@rand_mia Legal is your first name. and she's taking you to court. Hm. The alternative - she walks in on son beating online w/ predator https://t.co/iGdavyrKdB

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

For court - wear your finest panties (only) and tell her to bring her son.. https://t.co/iGdavyrKdB

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

Taken with: you guessed it! The same 5.7 -screen-device. #YouPutYourPhoneDownAsswipe https://t.co/29bDdxqrJq

[Anakin's Lightsaber @skywalker_saber]

Please people, have an actual real life experience. The world's bigger than 5.7 inches.

#ThursdayThoughts #PutThePhoneDown #Metallica

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

Be a part of something huge! Retweet so this stranger can have chicken nuggets free (and bump ellen from gbwr). https://t.co/Okqbwb6k02

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Man beaten by cop for jaywalking says abuse continued in jail https://t.co/p5OnTfqiie

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@HuffPost He appears to be about 1 ft over the middle of the road... so cop might just be upset for being to slow to block him..💂😱😱😱😱

[Krippled_Hick @Krippled_Hick]

@HuffPost Before I get flamed ..
F.T.P!
And a trivia bonus/hint:
Original artist is :