Kris Choma

Writer. Superdad.
All-around swell guy.

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If you ever get caught in a "lather, rinse, repeat" loop, don't panic. Take it from me: you will eventually run out of shampoo.

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@Angry_Staffer I see that “up” is still “down” today.

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@CourtneyRCronin @BearsNationCHI He’s gonna miss the entire 2026 season due to “We’re not doing this shit again” reasons.

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@3YearLetterman I, for one, am definitely looking forward to the NCAA eventually expanding the postseason tournament to a field of 68.

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@Taylor_McGregor @voiceofcohen2 I mean… yeah.

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@JoyceCarolOates Wait until that poor creature hears what a dozen dozens is called. 🤯

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@obvious_shirts Too wordy. How about:

CARSON KELLY
IS GOOD AT ABS

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@Brett_A_Taylor Just ask the Phillies.

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@jacobinfante24 @PFSN365 “Well, that round sucked. Time to…”

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@SamOlbur Accept your rakes.

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@TheWrigleyWire It’s a “videoff.”

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@MrGeorgeWallace One of the 5 greatest Jacks in history!
Along with: Kennedy, Nicholson, and the beanstalk, and in-the-box.

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@JomboyMedia Wrigley birds know ball. Watch the gulls that sub in for the late innings of a summer day game.

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@BearsFanTV McMahon
Sayers
Burden
Bennett
1985

We never lose a game, and we never win by less than three TDs.

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@ChiBearsMuse Needs more stripes.

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@TheWrigleyWire Hes already good.
He’s gonna be a beast.

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@crawlyscubs Alfonso Soriano, standing in the outfield before a game.

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@ChiefCub @Cubs I grew up in the 70s. The Cubs have hated me for most of my life.

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One wonders if anyone in a position of power might have bought stock in PLTR before this presidential missive.

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Trump: “Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies!!!”

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@obvious_shirts @sondraa Move the Nike swoosh down (and maybe tilt it a bit) for your apostrophe, and you’re all the way there.

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@Brett_A_Taylor Wait’ll you see what Seiya’s splits look like.