Kristién Watkins

Actor/Singer/Dancer/Visionary/Social Ninja I don't have guilty pleasures, but I'm awful good at being one 😈 It’s So Easy to Not Be Mean.

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"You are 60% voice and 40% eyes." -Straight Guy at the Bar

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How many recent class action lawsuits have ever done anything for a person of colour?

Really! ?!?

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I love being naked on stage

Feat. One my my besties singing

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@F0ODHub Matilda

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@chefsevenn Toss it

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I love my lipgloss but I see why Ariana Grande has developed that pout, cuz plumper hitting the back of your throat is worse than those artificial liquid children’s medicines.🤮

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If you can’t sit down, cross your legs AND your ankles I’ll whoop your ass in CoD, 🦆your mama, ya daddy, ya sister, and marry your brother

Quit acting like you’re on my level

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Stay with me:
It takes 7 wipes to know that it only took 6.

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@paperssil Neo 70s with braces

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If I’m always forced to be in performance mode, and smile, and laugh, and be encouraging, and say the right things to the right people just to survive…. I really don’t want the spotlight

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If you don’t ask me to explain my “yes”, don’t fix your mouth to ask me to explain my “No”.

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Let me just say this:

There is no circumstance, reason or rationale behind any situation that makes calling brown people monkeys ok.

And there are still yipipo who will argue and double down on this!!

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My level of urban exploration [period].

The house has been empty for months, and suddenly the shed door is wide open. I’m nosey

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@KirkWrites79 Are you asking me out to sex?

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@KirkWrites79 Did you forget somehow? So quickly?

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@notpopbase 70s porn star look is def a choice, either way….

But, Harpo, who is this man?

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I wore heels to work one day because I was being called back for @KinkyBootsBway. First 3 hours?

Chill

Last 5?….
Have you been served by a black man in heels who takes your order 💯% leaning on your table?

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Yipipo should think of seasoning their food like interior decorating:

Don’t invite me over for dinner/house party if all you’ve got is the raw product.

I know this is a house/chicken… I’m here to see what have you done with it, not just that you have it.

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Go off, sis!

This is Levels.

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@KirkWrites79 Cuz he got Canadian lips

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@KirkWrites79 Like recently?