krishnendu paul

Multitasking Open micer, Copy pasting data expert, Reporter disguised as an analyst, Gifted Procrastinator

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

Hey @Uber_India @UberIN_Support can't find the name for drop for the new terminal 2 Airport in Guwahati, Assam. very inconvenient. Please help. #uberassam #terminal2guwahati

[Oxomiya Jiyori 🇮🇳 @SouleFacts]

She is Bhawna Sharma, a teacher at Miles Bronson School in Borjhar.

Today Sharma was on her way from home to school in a cab when she made a distress call to her mother, saying, “I am in danger.”

Shortly after the call, her phone was switched off, and till now she is untraceable.

@GuwahatiPol is investigating to locate her.

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@UIDAI @UIDAI My Aadhaar biometric unlock is failing on all channels. The website is not working, the SMS route gives a technical error, and mAadhaar is failing with the same issue. This is blocking a genuine Aadhaar-based KYC. Please resolve this urgently. @ceo_uidai

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@UIDAI My Aadhaar biometric unlock is failing across channels. The website is not working, the SMS route throws a technical error, and even follow-up actions in mAadhaar are failing because of the same biometric lock issue. This is blocking a genuine Aadhaar-based KYC. Plz help.

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

Flight costs are exorbitantly high for obvious reasons. Are the airline companies milking this situation by artificially inflating the prices? FYI @MoCA_GoI

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@RuksanaAnsar 25 ... And no I am not a genius.. This is school stuff

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

Therapist told me to do Shadow work... But there's no Sunlight in winters..

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@Arden_2210 18

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@Mishi_2210 998

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@4piEpsilon0 Sure sure.. Thank you

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

A proud moment for Guwahati 🌉

The majestic Brahmaputra now has a riverfront that truly matches its grandeur, blending nature, culture & modernity.

Hon’ble FM Smt. @nsitharaman Ji inaugurates this landmark project today, reaffirming her steadfast support for Assam’s growth & transformation.

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Money

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

https://t.co/ciXQApeYCv

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

KV kids and desi moms are a lethal combo 😂
My new stand-up — KV vs Bengali Parents — is finally live!
It’s packed with childhood flashbacks, cultural quirks, and the return of Avdhes
https://t.co/75udt8sTEQ
#standupcomedy #indianstandupcomedy #comedyvideo #funny #newcomedyvideo

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

Bro really invented a new subject #standupcomedy #biharicomedy #maeth #indiancomedy #YouTubeshort #indianstandup #Bihar

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

Always something fishy with @IRCTCofficial they didn't seem to bother to my tweets last month

[Sonu Nigam @SonuNigamSingh]

TATKAL TICKET BOOKING reality: Two screenshots, booking starts at 10am, gareeb rath had 240 seats under tatkal quota.

10.01 am - "booking not started" pop-up appears. then app crashes and starts buffering.

10.04 am - app responds. now it shows status as waiting list 41.

even with a high speed internet, it's close to impossible to book tatkal ticket. no idea how agents confirm that they will get it done. how does it happen remains a mystery! 🙏

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@AbijitG Hahahahaha

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@realDonaldTrump Mr President , within hours Pakistan has violated the ceasefire. What do you have to say about that? https://t.co/5lwA6JnM79

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@sandipsabharwal Same for me.. A month ago.. @IRCTCofficial still hasn't replied to my query

[krishnendu paul @Krishnendu_KP]

@rishibagree What a genius rhetoric......