Kriss

Interested in politics, world affairs, and MUFC. A relentless commitment to euphoria & disappointment in unequal measure. Professional eye roller.

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@millwall_tina @joelcryptonews Ah yes, the highly advanced economic theory of ‘debt exists, therefore the person I dislike personally created every penny of it’. Do you have an actual argument, or is that the full extent of your financial analysis?”

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@LeeHurstComic Lee, you’re not a hypocrite because you’re not principled enough to be one. You’re just a Reform fanboy who thinks adding “Lefturd” to a sentence makes ignorance sound like an argument.

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@HistorianUSA1 “No solutions” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Criticising Trump, capitalism and a broken healthcare system isn’t “hate”. Pretending 38 seconds represents an entire political worldview isn’t analysis—it’s MAGA outrage cosplay. You’ve taken 38 seconds of anger without any context

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@gree76652 @rec777777 @Nanaakua1 “Manchester is irrelevant.” And yet here you are, publicly announcing your feelings about it. I’m sure Manchester will try to contain its indifference.

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@LeeHurstComic When all else fails, eh Lee?

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@johnny4thtime Taxi for Farage & Tice.

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@SBarrettBar How can you illegally leak a non-story?

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@PeterBleksley I’ll create a little nickname for Burnham, because that’s all I’ve got. The confidence of a man announcing a nickname as though he’s just discovered fire.

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@TiceRichard At some point, “everyone is out to get us” stops being a political strategy and starts sounding like a support group.

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@Iromg Mike Graham’s hatred of the North is understandable. Imagine being a professional loudmouth whose entire personality is based on sneering at people, only to discover that millions of Northerners have more wit, warmth and common sense than you could manufacture in a lifetime.

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@JuliaHB1 Apparently Andy Burnham appearing on camera means he’s “not doing anything”. By that logic, Julia Hartley-Brewer has been unemployed for decades. 🤡

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@WestminsterWAG And who can forget who the contracts given to Tory part ‘chums’, who provided worthless, and ineffective PPE costing the tax payer £130 billion resulting in a net loss of over £30 billion.

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@KbfKate @Ste15375723Mark @BBCBreakfast Borrowing increased, therefore Burnham bad. By that breathtaking standard, every government that borrows money is incompetent. So how’s Westminster’s £2.8 trillion going? 🤡

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@HarryHobsosaz @aquitainexox Manchester is not in Lancashire, and hasn’t been for 52 years. Try to keep up to date, there’s a good chap.

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@aquitainexox The real farce is watching a Reform supporter pretend that taking government outside the London bubble is somehow an ego trip, while her own party’s entire political strategy is built around one man’s ego.

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@JuliaHB1 @TheSun We need a PM with a plan, says Julia Hartley-Brewer, whose own contribution to political debate is usually shouting over people until a simplistic opinion starts to sound like a policy.”

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@AllenGrove15 @darrengrimes I understand the concept may difficult for you to understand, but Britain doesn’t end at the M25.

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@EllieBtee @AllenGrove15 @darrengrimes Who bailed the banks out in 2008?

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@BBCBreakfast If the BBC genuinely needs explaining why people in Birmingham, Bristol, Exeter, Bournemouth and Cambridge should care about a national institution being in the North, it has just made the strongest possible argument for moving it there.

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@Ste15375723Mark @BBCBreakfast He hasn’t “left Manchester £1.4bn in debt.” That’s the GMCA’s gross external debt, including PFI liabilities - not a personal credit card Burnham maxed out. If you’re going to quote a figure, at least understand it. 🤷🏻‍♂️