Kristin Giordano

Don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often.

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

I just want someone to brush my hair

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Got out of the car at the train station and my moms exact words were "have fun, find a cute rich guy!"

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Mom just yelled "we're gonna sell you!" at my dog because he wouldn't stop crying

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Anthony just referred to me as the bachelorette of fishkill to my mother

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

All the feels

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"Did you remember to bring Erin's things? Her oceanography stuff?" -Dad on Orange Theory

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"You should see some guys can really make it rain, but id rather just give her a $20 and say thank you" -Dad on strippers

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"And this guy says 'Dom I hope you come to the reunion, hit me up' ...hit me up? What are we 14 years old?" -Dad on high school reunions

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Drooling over @JoeSantagato videos all night with @kgiarrusso #basic

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Day 1 of the bach weekend and I've already convinced all of my drunk aunts to go to boardy barn this summer

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"You know they call it lifetime but it should be called death-time" -Dad on LMN

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"They still take singles but mostly twenties" -Dad on strippers

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Ben Affleck might be the sexiest man in the world

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"I can't find my northern whatever" -Dad on North Face jackets

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

@mikemartinelli3 🙄🙄🙄 bye feliciaaa

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

"You see he put a sticker on that guys back that says 'I'm a homo', you can't do that stuff anymore" -Dad on fast times at ridgemont high

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Unclear whether I've watched chris brown's back to sleep video so many times because I like the song or because I'm in love

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

Sweetest Eagles win to date #sorrytom

[Kristin Giordano @KrissyGirll]

My signature move is buying groceries and immediately ordering thai food once they're put away

[Kris Lentino @krislentino]

Accurately describes how my 21st went......sorry Phil ✊