Krista Andrews-Shahini

Humor enthusiast, marketing nerd, and outed undercover dork.

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

@AmazonHelp I’m stuck in a refund/return loop. Please help.

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Me: I’m going to put on some makeup to look good for you for our Saturday date day.
Husband: You always look good
🤔
Pretty sure my husband has taken up day drinking.
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#couplehumor #newlyweds #marriedold #RelationshipGoals #couples

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

This hangover kit is a lifesaver after a full day of expos and happy hours at #BlackHat2022 found at @torq_io booth 3122.

#BHUSA2022 #BHUSA #BlackHat22 #TorqSecurity

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

12/10 would work with! Amazing marketer and amazing person. #LifeatTorq

[Torq @torq_io]

Meet Christopher Coccagna, our Senior Marketing Manager based in the Portland office! Learn about Christopher, his career path, and what he loves most about working at Torq: https://t.co/T6ofCB35EO

#LifeatTorq #TorqSecurity #securityautomation #companyculture

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

I ❤️ this so much. Working for a cool cyber security company that also focuses on people and the planet. 🤗💙🙌🫶

[Torq @torq_io]

We are READY at Booth 4404 at the @RSAConference. Stop by for swag, giveaways, and demos!

AND for every person who visits our Booth, we plant a tree🌲 👉 https://t.co/jT03Jnl1xq

#RSAC #RSAC2022 #securityoperations #securityautomation #cybersecurity #TorqSecurity

[Torq @torq_io]

See how we are transforming #cybersecurity and cheer us on in RSA's Innovation Sandbox at 12pm PST today. Hear from our Co-Founder & CTO @LBelkind: https://t.co/nwx9UljJd9

#innovation #RSAC2022 #RSAC #securityautomation #TorqSecurity

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Where’s the “murder shows good to do dishes to” filter on streaming services? …asking for a friend who desperately doesn’t want to actually do dishes.
#netflix #prime #hulu #idtv #truecrime #adulting

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Just posted a photo @ Wilsonville, Oregon https://t.co/YShjmeqFy0

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Just posted a photo @ Wilsonville, Oregon https://t.co/OPXPRqSCWS

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Just posted a photo @ Wilsonville, Oregon https://t.co/Abw0QjrGFc

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Just posted a photo @ Wilsonville, Oregon https://t.co/aO81YW8Ccc

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Just posted a photo @ Astoria, Oregon https://t.co/GATF9Q2u4B

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

The got matching outfits, well F—k. #RelationshipGoals

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Week 4 1/2 - 100% legitimate video evidence I’m Tilly’s favorite now. Suck it Saeed! #RelationshipGoals

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Week 3 - Laying on the bed gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes…as I watch and take photos. This feels normal. #RelationshipGoals

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Week 2 - Minor setback on breaking up the girl moving in on my man since he’s moved in. #RelationshipGoals #datinginyour40s

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Day 5 & 6 - slowly breaking up the unholy partnership, first the furry quadruped, next the silky biped.

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Day 4, the couple coup was successful. I’m now #3 in my own #relationship. Why’d I have to go and adopt such a cute #dog…
#relationshipproblems #cohabitating #coupleslivingtogether

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Day #3 and this bitch is definitely trying to steal my man. #RelationshipProblems #Cohabitation #dog #relationships #RelationshipGoals

[Krista Andrews-Shahini @KristaAndrews1]

Second day of #cohabitation and alliances are being formed. Private #Boyfriend and General #Dog are definitely planning to stage a coup. #relationshipproblems #RelationshipGoals #relationships #DatingOver40