The Real KMFS

Fashionista, mother of 2 fur babies, a self proclaimed film whore, a cunning linguist and a NOT so closeted shoe addict

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

RT: "Beauty sleep is not a myth, people who sleep more are more attractive than people who are sleep deprived." Makes Sense - I Sleep A Lot

[Darrin Rose @darrinrose]

You get to a point in life when all your drunk mistakes are food related.

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@darrinrose Truth. I'm currently at the eating a salad level of intoxicated. Someone call 911.

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

Believe it or not kids it is actually spring. We should all be in full spring fever mode by now. No worries though,I just found the boost we need to get there. Ya, I gots you ;)

#springlove #springfever #stevieb #missingmyspringlove

https://t.co/J2z4gqljEa

[NHL @NHL]

TEAM CANADA ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS!!! 🇨🇦

Watch NHLers in action at the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics on @NBCSports, @peacock, @cbcsports, @cbcgem, & @Sportsnet!

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@JDMorgan These lil fur babies though ♥️ Oh and ya...Those Seahaws though. 🏆

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Last night is what happens when you have FAITH!!!! LET’S GO SEAHAWKS! We did it, baby!

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

The holy bible son!

#clerks2 #jayandsilentbob

[The Humane Society of KW & Stratford Perth @kwsphumane]

🍪 Bake for the Animals Feature: Camellia Bake Shop

All February, order the cookie of the day at Camellia Bake Shop in Waterloo and a portion of proceeds supports animals in need 🐾

📍 305 Northfield Dr E

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@LizWelsh65 @GailVazOxlade Some of us definitely were interesting ;)

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@johncusack This though 👌 👏

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@GailVazOxlade @erinframpton #truestory

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@HQTrivia0101 Xrista

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

$200,000 game tonight at 9p ET

✨RT if you’re going to play✨

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

#truth https://t.co/ZfydIEOVEW

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@eye_h8_people https://t.co/baVWYSlVsQ

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

This Wednesday, Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) is co-hosting a record-breaking game of HQ for $300,000, presented by @rampagethemovie. See you there.

[Ron Schippling @ronschippling]

Buyer alert!!

Do you or anyone you know have a townhouse, semi or single family home in Cambridge worth $350K... https://t.co/F4PH0Qp5Tn

[Jay Luke 'eh @realjluque]

@DangeRussWilson thank you signed my sister @KristaSim #Seahawks #12thMan #hawkmas

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

Omg Omg Omg!! *squeal* https://t.co/NBUzcqcpEK

[Beastie Boys @beastieboys]

Back on vinyl! These 3 will be back at your local record store on Dec 8, but you can pre-order today at: https://t.co/DqPcqMWRSY

[The Real KMFS @KristaSim]

@michaelmuhney I think you're full of beans #justsayin