kristen

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[kristen @KristenBeckett]

@mikaelahall15 STAPH!!!!!

[jerry the junebug @jerry_junebug]

i hate taking my pants off at the dentist. so humiliating

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

you’re telling me a chick peed in this salad

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I want people to look at me and say he’s got a sensitive nerdy vibe but he can rap his ass off

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I am cutting contact with my 3 year old narcissist nephew

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

On the bus whispering numbers

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

if Dr Pepper was a real person i would be her pathetic caged little sub that she degrades and abuses every day

[jame @kloogans]

i have an area in my backyard i call "the big stew" it's a pit i dug where i dump old batteries, gas, household chemicals, and dr pepper. i stir it once a month

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

one week no porridge will make a fellow a little crazy heh heh. Good heavens. Bring me my porridge, dear. I know I said that under no circumstances am I to have porridge, but this is different. This is an emergency, please... I beg of you

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

[kristen @KristenBeckett]

@mikaelahall15 Please say sike rn

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

i feel like i evolved from fish way more recently than most people

[bort @tacobort]

Brother I gotta be real with you the Taco Bell sign is a siren on the rocks and this car is my ship

[kristen @KristenBeckett]

@mikaelahall15 Where’s the fucking dislike button

[kristen @KristenBeckett]

@mikaelahall15 Boooooooooo