Kristen Mandery

Retired (kinda) executive. In my mind, I’m the wittiest person I know. 😉

[Kristen Mandery @KristenMandery]

@CandaceGuardian Literally laughed out loud when I read, Toyko Toni.
Ms, Hunter to them! I mean have some respect. 😉🤣😉

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@RealCandaceO @JenniferLe47190 “Upset up a notch” =🔥 🎤 🫳

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@BlacksNeff @RanchodeTR @pattygifflaw This plot is record thick.
😜

[Kristen Mandery @KristenMandery]

@LionelMedia 1971 red mustang - black interior.
One of my dad’s wedding gifts to my mom (on their wedding day).
Became my car on my 16th birthday. RIP to mom/dad and that sweet car. ♥️♥️♥️

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@BlacksNeff @BlakeSNeff I mean, that’s when you know you’ve “made it”. 🤣👏

I wonder when Blake will actually “make it”…hmmm, when does the circus come to town? 🤡 🖕🏼

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@bren45000 C’mon. Lol

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@DefiyantlyFree i before e, expect after c.
What are you even texting? Gratitude? It happens when you go through IT. FU.

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@LilTunechi You are fake AF. 😘

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@LilTunechi Oh please. C’mon

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@Rach4Patriarchy Really? That’s all you would ban? C’mon, do more 🫅

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@BlacksNeff It’s called - Batsh** Crazy

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@CandaceGuardian @NatlyDenise_ @ItsD247 Nasty Bi***

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@CandaceGuardian Again, NEVER

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@CandaceGuardian Never can she

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@bennyjohnson Thanks for letting us know, BJ.

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@DanBilzerian Multiple Personality Disorder.

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@ColdblodedChrit Is this a 5th grade assembly?

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@sostalksmoney Metro Sassy, you should get blue and white highlights.

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@paleochristcon Well, since it’s comedy hour, would you rather use your 15 minutes of fame agency?

[Kristen Mandery @KristenMandery]

@AndrewKolvet Hmmm, let’s see - have you reached out to Sherlock Holmes yet? Or what about the “statue department” in Mayberry? Hopefully, surrounding neighbors have Nest footage.
WTF.😳 🤦🏻‍♀️