UPGRAYEDD

[UPGRAYEDD @Kristen__Nguyen]

just started croaking along w the frogs at the pond for fun and they literally all stopped wtf

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

𝗔𝗜𝗥ʟɪɴɢ ✈️🇳🇴

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

he’s so close to admitting something super fucking illegal. god please get this man more drugs

[SATOSHIII @treytrey1011]

@realdollymimi Such a weird tendency people have, to praise God for all the good that happens but never assigning blame of anything negative to God. We want to pick and choose when to appreciate him. Is God the force that’s inside of everything, or only the power of when good things happen?

[pika capital @pikacap]

I can get behind this

[!! @mmiyaa00]

Tote bag slipping off the shoulder puffer jacket thick as fuck I’m overstimulated

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

When I die crop half of my face onto that xxxtentacion picture

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

are we starting now then?

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

[Morgan Hughes @Morgan_Hughes]

The Rudy Camacho Season

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

Hearing from a source that the U.S. Soccer board has unanimously voted to ignore your tweets

[UPGRAYEDD @Kristen__Nguyen]

NEED one of these to keep in the car

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

sociopath behavior: went to a party last night and as it started winding down, a dude guilt-tripped a bunch of us into playing a “light, quick game” of Settlers of Catan