none of you are seeing heaven

graduated college despite overwhelming personal flaws. 'she loves milk, botch'

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

Cheetos, flamin’ hot, never crunched

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[brent @murrman5]

[after convincing father in law to take me hunting again because I ruined the first trip by naming all the deer stephen]
"RUN STEPHEN"

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

coworker was telling me about his previous life as an old log, said grass grew easily through him while everything else fell away

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

[ in a world where we intuit that numbers are soft and not crunchy ] lemme just smoosh the numbers real quick

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@PunishedHoots Why is this actually The Sneeches

[‎🇵🇸 SAVADAVA 🇵🇸 @twt_savadava]

I think everyone enlisted by or into ICE should die.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

This is everyone in my mentions arguing that the shooting was legitimate: “don’t show the footage where you can actually see what happened, show the grainy shot from far away where you can’t really tell what happens but it looks worse”

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@disc0triscuit @allenanalysis God you wanna fuck me so bad but your nazi dick is gonna shrivel off from your hentai addiction long before any woman would want to touch you ❤️

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“My name is Jonathan Ross. I kill people because a pedophile tells me to.”

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@disc0triscuit @allenanalysis Oh sorry, to be clear I subscribe to the lessons of the paradox of intolerance. Death to all fascists ✌️ agony and blight to you and yours, love and peace to all normal humans with functioning brains and empathy and stuff. It’s really easy!

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@disc0triscuit @allenanalysis I’ll keep reaping the rewards of being a positive joyful person with morals, you keep reaping whatever the fuck it is you’re sowing for whatever supposed reward you’re expecting (some Twitter money now for Nuremberg trials and public hanging later, I’m guessing?)

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@disc0triscuit @allenanalysis ^guy who doesn’t know how guns work. Sorry about your miserable hate-filled existence, it’s actually really fun to be happy pleasant and nice. People smile at me on the street and everything, as opposed to picking up their small children and running away when they see you

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@disc0triscuit @allenanalysis Triggered like your precious gestapo scared of a lil soccer mom? Pussies backing pussies forever I guess

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

[none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative]

@Swohtz @samstein That must be why the agents ran to her aide! Wait, hold on, I’m being handed a note… they got in their SUVs and drove away, blandly telling someone else to maybe call 911 for three shots to the face? Why, this can’t be right…