Birdie Rose

Nothing to see here, folks.

[Birdie Rose @KristiCreason]

@chad2725 lmao

[Josey Wales @JoseyWales_Spit]

That’s ok. A little more inflation won’t kill anyone

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers.

Your refund: $0.00
Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion

[SolomonKingston @SolomonKingsto9]

Thomas Massie tried to stop this but a bunch of boomers got tricked by AI so now we have to live in 1984

[Ismael @FreethrowCisco]

@OsewaOreoluwa Tom Holland said, “I ain’t fumbling Zendaya.” That was the end of alcohol for him.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

How the fuck did a civil war not break out over the Epstein files ?

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

Husbands, there’s a lot of power in you leading by taking your family to church, letting them see you consistently reading the Bible, and vocally working through situations with Scripture on your lips.

Even if they don’t respond well in the short term it can change everything.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Sometimes, when I feel hunger, I pretend it's fat leaving my body.

Hunger is a part of losing weight.

Learn to be friends with it.

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

So the tariff costs were passed on to the consumers, but the refund went straight to the corporations.

Lol

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

You know who really deserves reparations in this country?

The unvaccinated.

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Hey @grok

Is this a real quote from Gaddafi?

[T @dfwtee_]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.

[Priyank Ahuja @ahuja_priyank]

4- Grubhub+

Prime now includes a free Grubhub+ membership on an ongoing basis (normally $9.99 a month).

That means $0 delivery fees on eligible orders over $12, lower service fees, and 5% back on pickup orders.

Search "Amazon Grubhub" and activate it once. If you order takeout at all, this is real savings.

[S. @sagelovebars]

90% of your diet should be Eggs, steak, sweet potatoes, Greek yogurt, fruit, vegetables, fish, berries, avocados, water.

You'd burn fat, gain more muscle, and have x10 more energy

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

We said no more foreign wars and we meant it and supported Donald Trump because he made that promise.
But he’s betrayed us all.
Our commitment is America First for all Americans, right, left, and center.
The movement has begun.

[Loc Nguyen @LaupWing1994]

1. Water only. Nothing else.

Soda, juice, sweet coffee, alcohol.

That's 600 to 1,000 calories a day you drink and never chew once.

This alone is half the result, and you don't change a single plate of food to get it.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

One thing corporate taught me: promotions are politics not performance

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster @honestpollster]

There are no words to describe how generationally epic the Trump rug pull was for under 40 voters.

They were ecstatic about Doge and believed what Trump said about Golden ages, mass deportations, and no more wars. 60% job approval.

Then you started a war for israel, when these people already had turned on Israel and were wide awake to its outsized influence in the Republican Party.

They went from highest Trump approval to lowest Trump approval.