Kristian Bonetti

Commercial & Agribusiness Finance broker. Tweeting about agriculture, sport, finance, politics. Retweets ≠ endorsements

[Ed Nixon @edgronomy]

We’re looking for someone to come join our team. Come lead the farm operations at Balldale NSW.

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

The best line in the factsheet is “Some farming businesses use the
services of an agricultural finance broker. These are best sourced through word of mouth, rather than an internet search”

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

Good factsheet, but when trying to reduce your interest rate margin, the most important C was left out……Competition.
I have seen great quality credit files with higher margins than below avg credits, because they didn’t test the market

[GRDC @theGRDC]

Understanding how banks assess risk, set interest rates and apply customer margins can help growers negotiate better finance terms and reduce borrowing costs ▶️ https://t.co/DpIjUFrE1i

#GroundCoverOnline #FarmBusiness

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

@DavidPocock is good at this Senate Estimates thing

[Eddy Jokovich @EddyJokovich]

The worst thing is it doesn’t matter how corrupt this is, how illegal it is or how many people protest – even if it’s 99.6% of Australia – Finklestein is still going to get his $200,000 for doing SFA. It’s the cabal at work, right in front of us and we can’t do anything about it.

[Anthony Khallouf @ausvstheagenda]

Dr. Anna Cody, Australia's Sex Discrimination Commissioner just said:

If a transgender woman (man) is denied a job because they said they intend to have children, then this is discrimination “on the basis on POTENTIAL pregnancy.”

Oh my god.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

@JarrodAmery I would have needed 900mm or maybe 1200mm 😂

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

Contrast with Pedro incident. In this one Khusanov shoulder, hip & leg in front of Pedro…..no penalty

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

100% penalty here. Hato gets his body in front of Khusanov, therefore the contact from the City defender is from behind.
Same reasoning why Khusanov challenge on Pedro is not a penalty. City defender gets his shoulder in front of Pedro

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Feels like I’m repeating myself but NO PEN?????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

Khusanov shoulder, hip & leg behind Hato. Clear contact from behind….penalty

[Shane Oliver @ShaneOliverAMP]

Aust Govt is right to address intergen equity. The top 3 ways to do this though are:
1/ cut gov spending & deregulate to take pressure off inflation
2/ raise the GST & slash income tax
3/ get the housing balance right - lower immigration and make it easier to supply more homes

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

@chrismyka015 Anderson comes over the top of the ball, catches Watkins studs-up. Clear red card

[Bob @BobBurn97207272]

Dear Muslims of the Australia.
My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.
Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Australia will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:
Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.
We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day — we’re not animals.
Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.
We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.
While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.
If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianphobia, and general nastiness.
One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because Australis just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.
Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously.
Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!
Yours faithfully,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Francesco Sassi @Frank_Stones]

The Fertilizer Famine: How the Hormuz Blockade is Pricing Food Out of Reach

One of the most severe consequences of the Hormuz blockade is the looming threat to global food production
🧵

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

@Episode3net https://t.co/8Es9aJQdYd

[Kit Lowe @kit_lowe]

Soybean futures began to slide following comments from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent in APAC yesterday stating that a planned summit between President Trump and Chinese President Xi next month could potentially be delayed if President Trump wants to stay in Washington for the war in Iran. Soybeans closed limit down and after the close Trump said he may delay talks with China by up to a month. Soybeans are still +8.7% YTD but hopes for China to buy more U.S. soybean exports in the short-term had helped elevate the contract before Monday with prices having risen 17% year-to-date. Prices for the May contract are at 1154. Up down limit move prices are 1260/1050. with prices having risen 17% year-to-date. Prices for the May contract are at 1154. Up down limit move prices are 1260/1050.

[Glen Gilmore @GlenGilmore]

A massive solar farm in the Gobi Desert created a new ecosystem

Vegetation jumped from virtually 0% to 80% within 3 years!

Sheep were introduced to control the growth. That flock has grown to 20,000!

via @_fluxfeeds #SustainableLiving

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

🚨 PSA: if you are sharing your bank account details with customers/suppliers DO NOT type them into the body of an email. This is the easiest way for scammers/fraudsters to get you

[Kristian Bonetti @KristianBonetti]

@frogfarmer1 Not all, Scandinavians have massive sovereign wealth funds